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Monday, October 3, 2016

Beachgoer arrested after he allegedly wore a homemade plastic wrap bikini

A 59-year-old man from Stafford Township, New Jersey, was charged with lewdness after allegedly wearing a bikini he fashioned out of plastic wrap on a Long Beach Island beach. The Beach Haven Police Department launched an investigation into alleged lewdness on the Ocean Street beach that was reported by several eyewitnesses, the police department announced in a Facebook post.
As a result of the subsequent investigation, police determined that Stephen Wojciehowski spent two days on the beach 'wearing a homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini.'
"His genitals were clearly exposed and observed by other people on the public beach." Wojciehowski was arrested on Monday and charged with lewdness. He was released pending future court proceedings.

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