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Sunday, October 2, 2016
Man given 30 days to catch noisy rooster or face a fine
The City of Pittsburgh will penalize Henry Gaston in 30 days for a noisy
rooster if he doesn’t figure out how to trap it.
The rooster’s piercing calls have beset neighbors in the Hill District
for years, and because it seems to live on Mr. Gaston’s property, it has
put him in violation of the city’s ban against roosters. (Hens are
allowed, with conditions.) But the bird has evaded numerous efforts to
capture it.
“Your honor, I’ve tried to catch him,” Mr. Gaston said on Wednesday,
sitting for the third time since July before District Judge Oscar
Petite. “I have called animal control and they have sent people out, and I
called the zoo, but they said they didn’t have the capabilities to catch
a rooster.”
Assistant city solicitor Adam Rosenthal was able to capture the bird
with his camera earlier that morning along the grassy strip by the
sidewalk on the side of the lot.
“He was just sitting there chillin’,’” said Mr. Rosenthal.
In July, Sharon Hughes, a nearby neighbor, pleaded in court for relief
but said at the time she doubted the bird could be caught if the city’s
animal control team had failed.
On Wednesday, Mr. Gaston, who claims he does not own the bird,
said he tried poisoning corn he gave to the rooster.
“You tried to poison it?” Judge Petite said, startled. “What kind of
poison?”
“Rat poison.”
“It’s a rooster,” the judge said. The bird, which has been wily enough
to avoid being caught, “is probably smart enough not to eat rat poison.
What’s wrong with throwing a net over him? Get some buddies and corner
him.”
Mr. Gaston didn’t offer a thought on that idea.
“You can’t tell me that for the rest of his life he’s just going to hang
out in your yard. People are tired of going out there,” the judge said.
“Obviously, the neighborhood is very upset,” Mr. Rosenthal said.
“I spoke with animal control and they said someone with a rooster issue
caught it by feeding it in the same spot every time and then threw a net
over it.”
“So someone else has thought of a net,” Judge Petite said, looking at
Mr. Gaston.
“I’ve tried my best,” Mr. Gaston said.
“You haven’t tried a net,” Judge Petite said. “Feed it if that’s what it
takes to catch it.”
“Put corn out in the same spot every day” as a lure, Mr. Rosenthal said.
“I’d give him 30 more days if he tries that.”
“Thirty days?” Judge Petite asked, and Mr. Gaston nodded.
“Okay,” the judge said. “Hopefully, [if caught] he will be transferred
to a farm. We don’t want the bird euthanized. That’s a nice-looking
bird.” Then he put his finger in the air and said, “This is the last
continuance.”
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