Abby
Jo Hamele is a student at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. She got
her wisdom teeth removed last week. Hamele emailed her philosophy
teacher about an assignment that she was afraid she'd miss. Because she
remembered the deadline wrong. Here's the text of that email.
Kevin-
I
believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to
send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn
them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.
I
unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been
reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I
do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday
at all.
Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at
any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i
like to do well in my classes.
please sir I workled very hard
and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor
said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg
turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would
reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.
Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)
P.S.
I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any
more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even
thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)
love you bye
Hamele later
Tweeted the email and
blamed it on her pain medication. I don't think so. She was obviously
still under a cloud of anesthesia, which can take quite a few hours to
wear off.
Kevin Patton, the philosophy TA, reacted exactly as the rest of us did, by laughing hysterically. And he
answered the email. See more of Hamele in her drug-induced state
at Buzzfeed.
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