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Tuesday, August 1, 2017
August's solar eclipse has basically turned into a national disaster
Port-a-potty shortages. Cellular blackout zones. Ambulances stuck in
gridlock. These are the conditions emergency managers across the nation
are expecting the week of August 21.
No, a major hurricane isn’t forecast. This isn’t preparation for a
cyberattack after someone tipped the FBI. Beyoncé isn’t doing a national
tour—but the cause is a star of another kind.