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Monday, February 2, 2009

RE: those shipments of contaminated peanuts from Peanut Corporation of America

The factory was apparently crawling with salmonella since at least June 2007, but shrub-cabal FDA inspections were so incompetent that nobody noticed or gave a damn.
Obama's people say that a criminal investigation is now underway.

You want to know what is so outlandishly funny about all this, the President of Peanut Corporation of America is on the advisory board that sets peanut quality standards for the US Department of Agriculture.

Black Horse and a Cherry Tree


KT Tunstall (live)

Pfizer Lawsuit

A lawsuit against Pfizer for using Nigerians as unknowing guinea pigs in drug tests has gotten a green light from an American judge.

This means the case will be heard in an American court, not in Nigeria.

More in the Washington Post.

Another one for the good guys

President Obama signed an executive order on Friday, reversing anti-union rules imposed by the previous administration, and preventing federal contractors from being reimbursed for expenses involved in anti-union campaigning.

"We need to level the playing field for workers and the unions that represent their interests," Obama said. "I do not view the labor movement as part of the problem. To me, it's part of the solution," he said. "You cannot have a strong middle class without a strong labor movement."

Read more: Associated Press

It is no coincidence

"It's not coincidental that 1928 was the last time that the top 1 percent took home more than 20 percent of the nation's income."

Read more in the Washington Post.

Items in the news

One bank that's not asking for a bailout is Michigan's University Islamic Financial Corp., the Sharia-compliant, federally insured institution that's making an honest profit without any handouts. They don't charge interest, because that would violate Islamic Law.
Associated Press

As US banks were collapsing, they increased their hiring of foreign workers at top-salary jobs.
Associated Press

There's still no meaningful oversight for the bank bailout program, which the Washington Post continues to laughably assert amounts to a mere $700-billion.
Washington Post

Liars and Fools

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B.A.D. to the Bone

And it's not just that Delaware Destroyers song either!

Let us introduce you to:

Cafe Philos

Jon Swift

(some of you may note one of the links above is not what some claim to expect from this blogger ... oops they got that one wrong.)

Bizarre sports videos

Bogsnorkellll Over at Redux, user Skidmark compiled a video playlist of "Bizarre Sports in the World." The videos include the likes of Chessboxing, Bog Snorkeling (shown), and Buzkashi, "a bizarre kind of polo in which players on horseback must grab a headless goat." "Bizarre Sports in the World"

Amazing House of Bones

4 The Amazing House of Bones

“Restored and remodeled by the Spanish modernist architect Antoni Gaudi in the years 1905–1907, Casa Batllo is now one the most overlooked buildings by the tourists who visit Barcelona. Although it is a museum now, Gaudi designed it for for a wealthy Barcelona Aristocrat. The local name for the building is Casa dels ossos (House of Bones), and indeed it does have a visceral, skeletal organic quality.”

From Unusual Things.

Getting water is child's play

“In Africa, The kid-powered Playpump solves critical water issues during recess.
If we get thirsty here in the U.S., we just turn the tap on and let it run till it’s nice and cold—even in the wilderness, all we have to do is drop in a tablet and take a sip. But the truth is that over one billion people worldwide don’t have the same access to clean water. Over 6,000 people per day die from drinking water filled with chemicals, bacteria, and disease.

PlayPumps wants to change that: By installing 4,000 of their patented water systems around the world, parched people in impoverished places like Africa could soon simply just turn the tap like us. The best part? Their pumps work by utilizing the power of children at play.

The process is simple: Kids on a playground spin a multi-colored merry-go-round with their hands. This hand-pushed merry-go-round drives an underground pump that pushes water into a 2,500-gallon storage tank on stilts above ground. The water filters in the tank, and users operate a tap connected to the tank, which they can use to fill bottles.”

Read more at The Daily Dirt.

Judges jailed for taking bribes from private juvenile prisons to send kids to jail

Two senior Pennsylvania judges have been sentenced to seven years in prison for taking bribes from juvenile detention centers -- in exchange for the bribes, the judges turned in guilty verdicts for the teens who appeared before them and sent them to 'juvie', thus enriching the operators of the kiddie gulag. For this, the judges received $2.6 million in kickbacks.
First, the judges helped the detention centers land a county contract worth $58 million. Then their alleged scheme was to guarantee the operators a steady income by detaining juveniles, often on petty stuff.

Many of the kids were railroaded, according to allegations lodged with the state Supreme Court last year by the Philadelphia-based Juvenile Law Center, an advocacy group.

In asking the court to intervene in April, the law center cited hundreds of examples where teens accused of minor mischief were pressured to waive their right to lawyers, and then shipped to a detention center.

One teen was given a 90-day sentence for having parodied a school administrator online. Such unwarranted detentions left "both children and parents feeling bewildered, violated and traumatized," center lawyers said.

"Very few people would stand up" to the Luzerne judges, according to the law center's executive director, Robert G. Schwartz.

Urban Archeology

Mummified Soviet-era East German flat unearthed

An architect in Leipzig discovered a perfectly mummified pre-Berlin-Wall-fall East German flat, filled with Soviet-era "products" in a state of dessicated perfection:
It appears the inhabitant of the humble flat fled in a hurry and shrivelled bread rolls still lay in a string bag.

Grocery brands from the Socialist state filled the kitchen...

A wall calendar showed August 1988 and an empty bottle of Vita Cola, Marella margarine, Juwel cigarettes and a bottle of Kristall vodka were in the kitchen.

Plastic crockery and aluminium cutlery completed the picture of a bygone state.

The only foreign product to be found was a West German bottle of deodorant.

A zinc bath stood upright against a wardrobe. There was no toilet in the flat - the occupant used one on the landing.

According to Mr Aretz, documents and letters in the flat suggest the occupant was a man aged 24 who was in trouble with the East German authorities, and who left in a hurry some time before the Wall came down in November 1989.

France to give free newspaper subscriptions to 18 year olds

The latest move from French President Sarkozy is to bail out newspapers by giving kids free daily newspaper subscriptions on their 18th birthdays, which is supposed to instill "the habit of reading the press."
Sarkozy also announced a ninefold rise in the state's support for newspaper deliveries and a doubling of its annual print advertising outlay amid a swelling industry crisis.

Sarkozy argued in a speech to publishers that the measures are needed because the global financial crisis has compounded woes for a sector already suffering from falling ad revenues and subscriptions.

Monsters versus Aliens


The kids will want to see this one.

Another one from China

China's labor unrest worse than suspected

Independent researchers have published findings about China's labor unrest, saying that it is much more widespread than it ever has been before, and that the state is cracking down on independent union organizers who seek to ameliorate the dismal wages and working conditions, with torture and intimidation:
[A] growing number of economists say the unrest proves that it is not the exchange rate but years of sweatshop wages and income inequality in China that have distorted global competition and stifled domestic demand. The influential Far Eastern Economic Review headlined its latest issue “The coming crack-up of the China Model”.

Yasheng Huang, a professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, said corruption and a deeply flawed model of economic reform had led to a collapse in personal income growth and a wealth gap that could leave China looking like a Latin American economy.

Richard Duncan, a partner at Blackhorse Asset Management in Singapore, has argued that the only way to create consumers is to raise wages to a legal minimum of $5 (£3.50) a day across Asia – a “trickle up” theory.

The instability may peak when millions of migrant workers flood back from celebrating the Chinese new year to find they no longer have jobs. That spells political trouble and there are already signs that the government’s $585 billion stimulus package will not be enough to achieve its goal of 8% growth this year...

A legal advocate for migrant workers, Xiao Qingshan, told a tale of violent intimidation by the state in collusion with unscrupulous businessmen.

On January 9, Xiao said, 14 security officers from the local labour bureau broke into his office, confiscated 600 legal case files, 160 law books, his computer, his photocopier, his television set and 100,000 yuan in cash.

“That evening I was ambushed near the office by five strangers who forced a black bag over my head and then threw me into a shallow polluted canal,” he said. His landlord has since given him notice to quit his rented home.

Xiao said he was defying bribery and threats to speak to the foreign media because he wants international businesses to know what is really happening in “the workshop of the world”.

A couple from China

China's work-related deaths drop below 100,000

China's work-related deaths fell below 100,000 last year for the first time in more than a decade, amid an increased government focus on accident prevention, state media reported today.

The State Administration of Work Safety reported that the number of deaths dropped to 91,172 for 2008, a 10.2 percent decline from the previous year, according to the official Xinhua news agency.

China's vast work force, an estimated 800 million people, has fueled decades of export-driven growth, turning their country into the factory for much of the world.
But safety standards continue to lag behind those in developed countries.
Many factories and mines have little or no safety equipment, while worker training is also weak.

China's latest figures indicate that 11.4 workers die for every 100,000 on the job.
In comparison, the United States said last year that there were 3.7 fatal injuries for every 100,000 workers in 2007, the most recent numbers available.

The government has been focusing on workplace safety in recent years, and last year was the first time since 1995 that the work-related death toll was under 100,000, Xinhua said.
In particular, China has sought to focus on safety in its coal mines, which are the deadliest in the world.
In 2007, coal mine accidents claimed 3,770 lives in China.In 2008, the number of coal mine fatalities were reduced by 15.1 percent to about 3,200,
That is a vast improvement from 2006, when about 4,500 people died in numerous mine fires, floods and other disasters.

Officials said safety improved because of government efforts to close illegal mines and improve worker safety.
China shut down 1,054 small coal mines last year.
Government figures show that almost 80 percent of the country's 16,000 mines are small, illegal operations.

China to try critic of government's quake response

A Chinese court today abruptly scheduled a trial for an activist who criticized the government's response to last year's devastating Sichuan earthquake, giving his lawyer only one day to prepare and prompting him to mount an immediate legal challenge.
Huang Qi's lawyer Mo Shaoping said the judge told him Monday that the trial would start Tuesday morning, leaving less than 24 hours for Mo to look through the indictment and build a defense against the charge of possessing state secrets.

"This is a totally illegal process," Mo said. "They are intentionally creating difficulties."
He said the law requires that the defendant be informed 10 days before the trial starts, while lawyers need to be told at least three days ahead.
His assistant has gone to the Wuhou District Court to see if the trial date can be changed.
"If it cannot be changed, we will lodge a strong protest because this is unfair and it deprives Huang Qi of his right to a defense," Mo said.

According to Mo, the judge said he had difficulty reaching Huang's lawyers and family.
Both Mo and Zeng Li, Huang's wife, said their telephone numbers and addresses are recorded in court documents.
"I've been trying to reach the court for weeks but no one would give me the time of day," said Zeng.
She said she was also told of the trial Monday morning and was not sure if she would be allowed to attend.

Huang, one of the country's most outspoken dissidents, posted articles on his Web site 64Tianwang.com criticizing the government's response to the May 12th quake after visiting affected areas and meeting parents who lost their children.
While independent reporting was allowed right after the magnitude-7.9 temblor, access was shut down within days and public complaints by parents who blamed corruption and shoddy construction on school collapses that killed their children became an extremely sensitive issue.

Zeng said Huang's arrest was a result of his work in the quake zone.
"This is because he went to the disaster area a couple of times.
He reported on the shoddy schools and reported about the appeals of the parents of the students.
So he was arrested and charged with possessing state secrets," she said.

The ill-defined charge is often used to clamp down on dissent and send activists to prison.
Human rights groups said Huang was forcibly taken away by three unknown men on June 10th and police informed his mother six days later that he had been detained.

Zeng said police told Huang in October that if he stopped his activist work, he would be released.
Mo said police made no mention of the earthquake in their indictment proposal, adding that he was not allowed to reveal the contents of the document.

Earlier this decade, Huang, 45, served a five-year prison sentence on subversion charges linked to politically sensitive articles posted on his Web site.
Since his release in 2005, Huang has supported a wide range of causes from aiding families of those killed in the 1989 military crackdown on pro-democracy protests in Beijing, to publicizing the complaints of farmers involved in land disputes with authorities.

The Festival of Imbolic

Today is Imbolc.

Spring is Coming!:

Imbolc is a holiday with a variety of names, depending on which culture and location you’re looking at. In the Irish Gaelic, it’s called Oimelc, which translates to “ewe’s milk.” It is a precursor to the end of winter when the ewes are nursing their newly born lambs. Spring and the planting season are right around the corner.


A Celtic Connection:

Serpents in the Spring

Although Imbolc isn't even mentioned in non-Gaelic Celtic traditions, it's still a time rich in folklore and history. According to the Carmina Gadelica, the Celts celebrated an early version of Groundhog Day on Imbolc too – only with a serpent, singing this poem:

Thig an nathair as an toll
(The serpent will come from the hole)
la donn Bride
(on the brown day of Bride (Brighid)
Ged robh tri traighean dh’an
(though there may be three feet of snow)
Air leachd an lair
(On the surface of the ground.)

Among agricultural societies, this time of year was marked by the preparation for the spring lambing, after which the ewes would lactate (hence the term "ewe's milk" as "Oimelc"). At Neolithic sites in Ireland, underground chambers align perfectly with the rising sun on Imbolc.

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your motivation is good, the path ahead is clear.

This is good.