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The place where the world comes together in honesty and mirth.
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Wednesday, August 8, 2007

And I Quote

The more honesty a man has, the less he affects the air of a saint.

~ Lavater


In other words an Honest man has no need of putting on a 'pretty face'. And there are a whole lot of 'pretty faces' out there.

Editorial

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

First Idiot

Well, folks the first idiot posted the first stupid comment on this Blog today. He followed the rules and left his screen name so I am publishing it here as well as on the 'comments' section of the FREE SPEECH post he commented on for all to see his stupidity.

anti-gag said ...

You should not be allowed to say these things.

Freedom of Speech is one thing, but Political Correct must come first.

Where would we be if everyone was allowed to say what they liked?
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Oh, where do I begin?!

Point by point I guess!

Point one: I should be allowed to say these things, in fact I am allowed to say these things. There's that pesky little thing called the Constitution of the United States of America that says so. I have bled for that allowance and yours was well, have you?

Point two: Freedom of Speech is the only thing. Political Correct is hogwash. You don't like the music - change the channel, it really is that simple ... but you cannot turn off the channel because someone else may like the music and you cannot abridge their enjoyment of it.

Point three: Well, I would be in the good ol' USA as it was and is supposed to be as would every other person expressing themselves. Now as for you well ... who knows where you'd be.
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There you have it folks, a prime example of an idiot and his stupidity. Trying to censor others yet allowing himself unfettered reign. It won't work here. As you can see I will expose stupidity and idiocy when it shows itself so be warned.
By the same token I will summarily delete any stupidity or idiocy from any without the hutzpah to leave at least their screen name as I did to a really stupid comment left anonymously on the sister Blog to this Blog the other day.

Free Speach

It's Bloody Hot


It is bloody hot outside right now, I don't even want to know how hot - it was 99F just an hour ago. The weather people are saying today was the "cool" day for the rest of the week. "Cool" my ass, triple digit high temperatures have never been fun, because if it was 99F an hour ago as the sun was going down and the temperature was going down - how hot was it at 3pm when the sun was at its height in the sky?

These are the days we are praying for January!

And I Quote

No amount of troops and no amount of time will make a difference in Iraq.

~ Admiral Michael Mullen
(The shrub's nominee for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.)

When your own "man" tells you the same thing the rest of the world is telling you, you just might want to listen ... especially if that man is the head of your military.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Troglodyte Returns

One of the troglodytes on another forum has slithered from beneath its rock after a few weeks away and has picked up right where it left off.

How is it that some are just so flat-out stupid?

More importantly ... why do we allow them to procreate?

I mean ignorance is one thing and can be taught so that it is not ignorant.
Willful stupidity is a cause for severe bodily pain or it should be.

And this troll says it wants to teach children!

Be afraid, be very afraid!

More Headlines

Egyptologists Discover Cure For Egypt!
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Casting Director Casts Self.
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Conservationists Warn Of Dwindling Ham Population In Black Forest!
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63% Of U.S. Implicated In New Scandal.
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Corporate-Welfare Recipients: Are They Eating Steak And Driving Cadillacs?
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Pudding Factory Disaster Brings Slow Creamy Death To Town Below!
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Imaginary Brain Tumor Spreading Rapidly!
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Heroic Man Rushes Into Movie Theater, Saves Four Seats!
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For details on these Headlines and more go to The Onion and read all about them.

Missing Weapons In Iraq

HEADLINES

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Thirty percent of all the weapons we have given to Iraq are missing! That's 190,000 AK-47 assault weapons and 90,000 pistols, people.
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Congressional Democrats quietly accomplishing campaign promises.
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Check out this Report for details on these headlines and more.

Stupid Comments

Just a reminder.

Stupid comments by readers of this Blog WILL be published to expose their stupidity to the world.

However, stupid comments from those without the cajones to leave even their screen name will be 86'd.

This reminder was prompted by the first really stupid comment this Bog (actually her sister Blog), has received to date, but the commenter did not have the hutzpah to leave their screen name ... on a technical point it should be their real name, but allowances for the internet will be made on this point ... so it was deleted out of hand.

Turnabout Is Fair Play

Turnabout is fair play, I was always taught and the scene depicted above would be 'fair play' for Vick ... being treated as he treated.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Poem

ZEN

The poetry of Zen
is answered with in.
Flowers bloom from the decay
brightening any spring day.
Answers long sought
come without a thought.
Birds sing in the sky
lifting the spirit high.
Reborn unto the Dream.
Bathed in the Light's beam.
Alive to live again
so far away from the pain.
Yesterday has gone away
leaving only this first day.

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(Another selection from my book Through Different Eyes)

Fortune Cookie Say ...

Fortune Cookie say ...

"Your charming smile is attracting everyone around you."

Cool, now I can finally say I have a 'butt-load of friends' because everyone is attracted to my smile!

And I Quote

In a vain man, the smallest spark may kindle into the greatest flame, because the materials are always prepared for it.

~ Homer

1001 Uses For Duct Tape

From the 1001 uses for Duct Tape files
(None of which are actually Ductworks which it is absolutely no good for.)
Number 387Taping your tits down so they won't 'pop up and out' of that low cut black dress you're wearing to the club tonight!

Overlooked Brilliant Ideas

Paradise Revealed

Utility is having one phone.
Luxury is having two phones.
Paradise is having no phones!

Wild Women Redeaux

The Mrs., came back early yesterday and was the spoiler for Mac Duff's plans for a wild hedonistic weekend. He was out of his mind with joy though ... his favorite left breast was back and he spent the entire afternoon and evening laying on it. Daddy's crook of the arm just wasn't cutting it for him any more.

So it ended up just me and the Labs heading to the river to 'hoot and hollar' at all the women there like idiots ... with momma and Mac Duff in tow. We found a spot under the trees and settled in whereupon I promptly fell asleep and the dogs went in the river and played with several young ladies there or at least the Mrs., said they did, I was snoring.

It was bloody hot and humid in the sun but under the trees when the breeze picked up it was cool enough. A couple of our neighbors had come down as well as I slept and I woke to see Seamus, Angus and their dogs (Labs too), Lady and Raven staring at me wanting me up and playing with them. Have you ever been 'attacked' by four soaking wet Labs wanting to play ... it is an experience, I tell you. So off the the water we went, Mac Duff trailing behind us during one of the brief moments he wasn't glued to his momma's left breast.

All in all it was a fun afternoon.

Forum Down?

Checking in with the forums I keep up with it seems that Clothes Free is down for some reason. It seems to be down a lot lately.

Over at the leather forum (for toolers not fetishists) things are hopping as they idea of using leather to act as a spring is being discussed right now.

Naturist Family is going strong and so is Cyndiann's forum.

All the gardening forums are humming along as are the dog forums.

Not to mention the political and news forums.

But the really busy ones right now is the ones dealing with the Renaissance Faires.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

And I Quote

All that glitters is not gold.
Gilded tombs do worms enfold.

~ William Shakespeare