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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Humorous English

These two prissy English guys are in the wild west of the US about 150 years ago.
They walk into a bar and they see a sign which says "WE PAY $100 FOR INDIAN SCALPS".
So Charles turns to Edgar and says "hey look that's easy money old chap, let us find us some natives."
So the two of them go out, find two Indians, scalp them and duly get their $100.

That night they slept in a tent on the edge of town.
The next morning Charles wakes up and sticks his head out of the tent and he sees 20,000 Indians standing in a circle around them.
He quickly gets back into the tent and shouts excitedly: "Edgar, we're rich, we're rich!"

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