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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Police arrest man driving boom lift at 3 a.m.

From the "Drunk and Stupid" Department:

Mountlake Terrace, Washington, police knew something wasn't quite right after they spotted a man driving a piece of construction lift equipment down a street at 3 a.m. on Thursday.

The man, who apparently had been drinking, was in the lift bucket of the Genie Boom with an unopened six-pack of beer and a bag of beef jerky when police pulled the vehicle over.

He was clocked at 2 mph.

At first the 29-year old man told police he was just going to the store.

But when they asked him why he was in the bucket on the lift, he said he was delivering the $20,000 piece of construction equipment on a dare from a stranger he met on Craigslist, according to a police report.

The lift apparently had been taken from a construction site.

The man was jailed for investigation of theft.

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