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Friday, July 31, 2009

Utah outlaws bubblegum

Need more proof that Mormons are stark raving mad lunatics?

Then try this on for size then ...

Today the state legislature of Utah banned bubblegum as a gateway drug.

Chewing gum will still be allowed.

Said state senator Lewise Linton, "Regular, non-bubble gum is ok. But, only in the approved flavors of spearmint and cinnamon."

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