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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

If anyone is good at keeping a poker face, it's definitely you.
So now, when a certain person you've been doing your absolute best to keep your feelings from suddenly approaches you with an opening line such as, 'So, is there something we need to talk about?,' you may be taken off guard -- second only to being delighted that, for once, you didn't have to get the proverbial show on the road.

Okie dokie.

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