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Sunday, September 20, 2009

It's a Blond World

Why did the blond have square tits?
She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.

What's an intelligent blond?
A golden retriever.

What did they call the blond who was found dead in a closet?
The 1974 Hide and Seek Champion.

Why was the blond's brain the size of a pea after exercising?
It swelled up.

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