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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Bet you've thought of nothing all week but taking one entire day, ditching all electronic devices, and spending some quality time alone at your place -- with maybe just one person for company.
It's a nice dream -- but it may not happen.
When you least expect it, you'll get your second wind -- and a terrific invitation.
So now what?
Should you call everyone you turned down and say you changed your mind?
Yep, you should.
Your special companion won't mind one bit.

Well, there goes the plans for the day.

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