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Friday, October 30, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You need to try to rein in your increasingly self-indulgent ways today.
Keep driving right on past the shopping mall: cook dinner yourself instead of going out for pizza, and do you really need another spa day?
It's a wise time to eliminate your excessive spending and get back to a simpler way of living.
When you take a little bit of a break from pampering yourself for a while, you will appreciate it all the more when you go back to treating yourself like a rock star.

If I have to.

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