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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Don't mess with a Scotsman's money

A Jewish, a Scottish and an Irish gentleman, clearly artists of some sort, were dining in an expensive restaurant and eating and drinking the most exclusive items on the list.
The bill was enormous, imagine the surprise in the establishment when everybody heard the Scottish gentleman say in a clear voice;

"I'll pay for all three of us!"

Next day, there were big headlines in all papers;

"FAMOUS JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND DEAD IN ALLEY"

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