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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Dumb Drunks

From the "They walk among us" Department:

Woman accused of being intoxicated on horse in a Christmas parade in TennesseeRead the original story

A woman has posted $500 bond on a charge of public intoxication after police said she passed out on a horse she rode in the Shelbyville Christmas parade.

Wisconsin man gets year in jail for urinating on police officer during drunken driving arrestRead the original story

A Waldo man accused of urinating on a police officer during his fifth drunken-driving arrest has been sentenced to a year in jail.

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