Apple Refuses To Return Stolen iPhone To Owner

From the "This makes as much sense as a cow jumping over the moon " Department:

Consumerist reader Alisa Finkelstein recently was robbed on a Brooklyn subway, losing her iPhone in the process as well. While police came on-scene to investigate, she never went down to the station to file a police report, and that's why she's not going to get her iPhone back, apparently.

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