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Sunday, January 3, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

The stars are all about long-distance friends and lovers right now, urging you to get out there and mingle with folks who are totally unlike anyone you currently associate with.
Hey, why not?
So why not take advantage of the fact that you're in the mood to start the year off with something -- or someone -- new and interesting?
Get dressed and get out there.

Do I have to get dressed?
The Tux is at the cleaners!

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