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Monday, January 18, 2010

Leave it to the Irish

An Irishman lands in Dublin Airport from the New Orleans flight carrying two huge sacks on his shoulders. The customs officers demand to see what's inside them and when they look they find the sacks are full of mobile phones.

"Why have you got all these phones?" they ask Paddy.

"Well, I have a friend in Dublin who is opening a jazz club" says Paddy "and when he found out I was going to New Orleans he asked me to get him two sacks o' phones."

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