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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Flooded farmer needs fishing license to remove carp swimming in his fields

Canadian bureaucrats have added insult to injury for a corn farmer south of Montreal whose fields have been damaged by near-record flooding. Martin Reid of Sabrevois, Quebec, says he's been forced to buy a fishing license to remove carp that are swimming in a meter of water on his flooded-out fields.

He says he bought the permit to avoid the problems he faced the last time he was forced to remove fish from his flooded farmland. In 1993, Reid was fined $1,000 for illegal fishing. "My father and I ... were charged by Fisheries and Oceans Canada," Reid recalled. "We were jointly responsible for having caused the death of fish for reasons other than sport fishing."


Reid says the fine will jump to $100,000 if he's cited a second time. He's under strict orders to safeguard the lives of the carp once he begins to expel them."We have to collect all of them, and we have to fish both sexes, that's what (the permit) says," Reid explained. "I have to transport them so as not to damage them, by containers with water inside. If some of them die, I have to bury them."

What's more, his permit expires in two weeks even though floodwaters have yet to recede. A spokesman for the provincial natural resources department defended Ottawa's decision. "The idea is to help farmers," said Jean-Philippe Detolle. "The license was issued to reassure them they won't be fined."

There's a long news video in French here.

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