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Batshit's History of Slavery

Who knew they were freed in the 1700's?

During an appearance on "Good Morning America" on Tuesday, Batshit Bachmann was given an opportunity
to set the record straight with regard to comments she made earlier this year lauding the nation's Founding Fathers for working "tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.”

ABC's Judas Maximus asked the Guano Gal to clarify, noting that Jefferson and Washington had slaves.
Here's Guano Girl's reply:

Judas: But that’s not what you said. You said that "the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery."

Guano Gal: Well if you look at one of our Founding Fathers, John Quincy Adams, that’s absolutely true. He was a very young boy when he was with his father serving essentially as his father’s secretary. He tirelessly worked throughout his life to make sure that we did in fact one day eradicate slavery...

Judas: He wasn’t one of the Founding Fathers – he was a president, he was a Secretary of State, he was a member of Congress, you’re right he did work to end slavery decades later. But so you are standing by this comment that the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery?

Guano Gal: Well, John Quincy Adams most certainly was a part of the Revolutionary War era. He was a young boy but he was actively involved."

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Don't you just love it?

Batshit and the Publicity Whore are twins - they get everything wrong and then they stand by it - no matter how high the mountain of evidence is that's calling them liars.

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