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Friday, July 1, 2011

A Smelly Nigerian Gets On A Plane…

Security theater, take a bow!
Authorities have charged a man with being a stowaway after he allegedly took a flight from New York to Los Angeles, even though he didn't have a proper boarding pass and was not on the flight manifest.
It wasn't until after Virgin America Flight 415 took off from John F. Kennedy International Airport on Friday that the airline discovered the man, identified as Olajide Oluwaseun Noibi, wasn't supposed to be on the flight, according to an FBI affidavit.
How do you identify a guy like this?
The flight crew became aware of him when two passengers complained about his odor, FBI spokeswoman Laura Eimiller said.
TSA says:
Transportation Security Administration spokesman Greg Soule issued a statement saying, "Every passenger that passes through security checkpoints is subject to many layers of security including thorough physical screening at the checkpoint. TSA's review of this matter indicates that the passenger went through screening. It is important to note that this passenger was subject to the same physical screening at the checkpoint as other passengers."
There's a lot more to the story, and a lesson for terrorists: Take a bath before you sneak on a plane!

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