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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Family lost in corn maze calls 911


Authorities say a family that got lost in a seven-acre corn maze in Danvers whipped out a cell phone and called police for help, apparently taking advantage of the department's motto that says "We Want To Be Bothered." The maze at Connors Farm depicts a headless horseman with words "Salem village" and "Danvers, Ma." The tourist attraction can take ... (more)

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