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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Muggers stole man's lightsabers

Police in Wichita, Kansas, are looking for two suspects after a 38-year-old man says he was robbed of his lightsabers while walking with his toy Jedi weapons on Thursday night.

Sgt. Scott Brunow said the man was approached by a man and woman. The man assaulted the victim, knocking him to the ground. Both suspects took the lightsabers and his cell phone and left the scene.

The male suspect is described as white or Hispanic, 30-to-40 years old, 6-feet tall, 330 pounds and bald. He was last seen wearing a tan or maroon shirt and white shorts. He fled the scene in a black 1980s Chevy truck.

The female suspect is a white woman, 21 years old, 5-feet-8-inches tall, 180 pounds and had brown hair. She was last seen wearing a maroon and turquoise dress. She left the area in a maroon SUV.

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