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Monday, November 25, 2013

Faux News Exposes Panhandling Scammer: John Stossel

Ho Ho Ho! Faux News Exposes Panhandling Scammer: John Stossel

With the holiday season near, this Faux News segment is probably the most surreal experience you'll have this year. Watch as four rich white people have a morning chat about the evils of giving to the homeless...

Wearing a fake beard, Stossel sat on a New York City sidewalk with a cardboard sign asking people for help. “I just begged for an hour but I did well,” he said. “If I did this for an eight-hour day I would’ve made 90 bucks. Twenty-three thou for a year. Tax-free.”

Elizabeth Hasselbeck, who recently purchased a $4 million home in Greenwich, gasped in horror at the prospect of poor people earning $23,000 a year. Some people asking for money “are actually scammers,” said Hasselbeck seemingly oblivious of the irony that the only panhandling “scammer” Faux News identified was Stossel himself.
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Seriously, Dude, is Faux News a subsidiary of The Comedy Channel?

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