Man bereft of trousers kicked in apartment door searching for coat he was wearing

Police officers in Seattle arrested a man lacking trousers on Friday morning after he reportedly kicked in an apartment door and told the resident he was searching for his coat.

Police responded just before 11am to the apartment only to find a “very intoxicated man” lying on his back in the hallway of the apartment building. He had apparently urinated on himself and was covered in cuts and bruises,.

The apartment resident told police she did not know the man without trousers and had never seen him before. Another occupant of the apartment, however, confessed he partied at the apartment with the trouser-less man the night before.

The man lacking trousers was wearing the coat he thought he was missing. Police called an ambulance to take him to Harborview Medical Center. The case will be forwarded to prosecutors for potential property destruction charges.