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Thursday, March 13, 2014

These Fruits And Vegetables Are Starting To Look A Bit Odd

With all the GMO food science going on these days it’s no wonder some fruits and vegetables have started to consider themselves to be more than mere produce, and they’re beginning to change their shape, grow limbs and sprout facial features- anything they can do to blend in with the human and animal populace that normally chews on them.
It’s a rather clever trick, because who would want to eat a fruit or vegetable that looks like a humanoid or a cute little duckie?
Vegans, that’s who, and they have made it their mission in life to devour as many of our planty pals as possible, whether they look cute or not.
Celebrate the life and times of some very unusual fruits and vegetables, before the Vegans come a-chewin' on their shiny hineys, check out the next stage of produce evolution here.

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