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Saturday, October 31, 2015

Man arrested after mooning children from roof of Scooby Doo van

In front of "many children," a man pulled down his pants after jumping on top of a Scooby Doo van in a park in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, according to police who arrested the suspect for indecent exposure.
Justin Keneston, a 21-year-old carpenter, was arrested on Saturday evening after police received reports of a disturbance at the oceanfront Plyler Park. When officers located Keneston, he smelled of alcohol and was slurring his speech, according to a police report. Keneston, who was drinking a Budweiser, was initially arrested for public intoxication.
The arresting officers, the report notes, were approached by multiple witnesses who said that Keneston had “jumped onto a Scooby Doo van that was in the middle of the park” and “proceeded to pull down his pants and expose his rear end.” The witnesses added that there were “many children around the park who saw the offender do this.”
In addition to the misdemeanor public intoxication count, Keneston was charged with felony indecent exposure. Keneston was booked into the county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $3,262 bond. The full-sized Mystery Machine was on display in the park as part of Myrtle Beach’s Boardwalk Fright Nights festivities. The vehicle is available for “conventions, birthdays, pick up service, special events, and ghost tours.”

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