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Thursday, November 3, 2016

Man who allegedly ripped mail slot off door before swinging his penis while naked arrested

Police in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, arrested a 27-year-old man on Monday morning who allegedly ripped the mail slot off the door of an apartment. He then walked around the complex naked, swinging his penis at residents until officers arrived and forced him to get dressed again. Police and paramedics suspect Louis Jonathan Fano, of Reseda, California, was under the influence of drugs and alcohol during the incident in Spanish Town.
Fano appeared to be hallucinating and "hollering at persons who were not present" during his arrest at around 10:00am. Fano struggled with officers as they took him to a Baton Rouge Police office downtown, kicking one policeman in the stomach and refusing to cooperate with booking procedures.
Baton Rouge EMS paramedics evaluated Fano and confirmed he was "definitely on some type of drug and/or alcohol" but said it was okay for officers to take him to Parish Prison, where he was booked on counts of obscenity, trespassing, criminal damage to property, disturbing the peace, battery on an officer and resisting an officer. His bail is set at $8,500, but he remains in Parish Prison.

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