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Monday, June 8, 2015

State Lottery Offers a 20-Year Supply of Bacon

The state-operated lottery of Indiana is offering a jackpot prize of 20 years of bacon.
Well, that’s what officials are saying, anyway. The prize is actually 20 years of bacon paid in $250 annual installments, so that’s actually more like 20 months of bacon for a normal person.
One can only hope that the state would also offer a lump sum payment. Not all of us can wait 20 years for that much bacon.

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