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Monday, June 8, 2015

Stolen fish found lurking at bottom of owner's pond

Ornamental fish reported stolen from their pond in Scotland have been found lurking at the bottom of the water. Police launched an investigation after 16 orange goldfish, black and orange Koi and large orange carp were reported stolen from the pond in Kirkpatrick Fleming, Dumfries and Galloway.
It had been thought the fish, worth £400, had been stolen overnight between Sunday and Monday.
However the fish have now been found at the bottom of the pond by their owner.

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