Welcome to ...

The place where the world comes together in honesty and mirth.
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Sunday, July 1, 2007

Being a good Scots ...


Being the good Scots that I am I may wear several tartans and still be wearing the proper attire! Below are the Tartans I can wear with the names following each.

Remember only REAL men and wear a Kilt!

Royal Stuart Tartan


Clan Stuart Tartan

Clan Stuart of Bute Tartan
(My Clan Tartan)


The Scots National Tartan


The Carolina Tartan

The Marine Corps Tartan

My Personal Tartan
(Yes, I am that important enough
to have my own personal Tartan)


Fees


Sitting here at the computer, my mind wandering and wondering over the course of the day I happened upon the the pleasant realization that life is full of more humor than even I had imagined.

It took our Jack Russell terrier who goes by many names (some not so pleasant sometimes), but whose given name is Alistair Mac Duff to show the light. He came up to me and jumped on the keyboard totally wiping out this blog in one well placed movement of his right fore-paw and with the most innocent of looks he looked up at me as if to say ... "It's all about Mac Duff ... remember that!".

Of course, after the obligatory cursing I laughed my arse off at his antics, as always while I redid all that I had done to this point.
Anyway, I'd better be nice for at least an hour so I will not have to pay him any more of those $10.00 fees of his.

Topics May Vary

Topics in this blog with cover the gambit: Nature, History, Science, all types of "isms", expose that which some would like unexposed, and much more.

Opening Salvo

I open this blog with the express wish to bring mirth to the mirthless
and honesty to the dishonest,
so beware here it comes.



Are you ready for your trip into the forest?