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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

And I Quote

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

~ Plato

That explains it ...

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And I Quote

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

~ Groucho Marx

That's the repugican's philosophy in a nutshell all right.

Daily Funny

"I see you went crazy at the big summer clearance sale," Wanda comments, as she looks at all the bags of merchandise her friend, Carol just brought home from the store.

"You got that right … I almost bought their elevator ’cause it was marked down."

What they're saying

What they're saying about Carolina Naturally.

You are bloody brilliant!
Don't let up on the 'repugicans'.
Nice to see an American blog with things about the entire world.
Can't get enough.
Keep on the 'Haters' don't let them lie and get away with it!
Interesting mix you have on Carolina Naturally.
A Must Read Daily!
Count us as two of your biggest fans.

Florida Scientists Discover New Species of Dinosaur

A team of paleontologists has discovered a new species of dinosaur belonging to an extremely rare group known as therizinosaurs in Southern Utah.

New Species of Dinosaur

Your smelly laundry could be because of your washing machine

A central Florida woman wants to know why her state-of-the-art washing machine is leaving her clothes with a foul odor.

Smelly laundry

Mexican cartel seeks revenge, escalates drug war

It was the boldest, most widespread coordinated offensive ever mounted by drug traffickers against the Mexican government.

Mexican cartel seeks revenge

Man arrested after refusing to lower his music

A 27-year-old man was arrested and booked with disturbing the peace and resisting an officer after he refused to turn down his music.

Man arrested

Paul McCartney Takes Roof Of Ed Sullivan Theater

Beatles legend Paul McCartney returned to the Ed Sullivan Theater for an appearance on "Late Show With David Letterman" and to play above Broadway in New York on July 15, 2009.

Paul McCartney

6-year-old tees up SpongeBob golf ball and hits 85-yard shot for first hole-in-one

Braeden Furlow teed up his SpongeBob SquarePants ball from about 85 yards out, picked up a 3-wood and made a solid hit that bounced twice on the fairway before landing in the hole.

SpongeBob hole-in-one

Big brands that are going bankrupt

Big brands that are going bankrupt

From an NHL hockey team to Obama's suit maker, these popular brands are hitting the skids.

Big brands going bankrupt

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Police shoot, kill motorist near U.S. Capitol

Police shoot, kill motorist near U.S. Capitol

An armed man is shot by police a block from the Capitol after fleeing a traffic stop.

Police shoot, kill motorist

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Science News

In Science News:

Newspaper Headline Comedy

Some of the best comedy material is found in the newspaper - and quite a bit of if from the Headlines alone ...

Here are some actual Headlines that make you wonder 'just what are those people smoking'!

- Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing

- Air Head Fired

- Steals Clock, Faces Time

- Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

- Old School Pillars are Replaced By Alumni

- Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board

- Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

- Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction

- Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

- Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

Smart tags to reveal where our trash ends up

New Scientist is collaborating with Massachusetts Institute of Technology in a ground-breaking experiment to electronically tag and follow ordinary trash to the end of its life.

Smart tags

World's oldest tattoos were made of soot

The tattoos of Ötzi the 5300-year-old Tyrolean iceman might have served a medicinal rather than decorative purpose.

Hidden cameras catch posh Social Security retreat

The 4-star resort getaway for employees of the nearly broke government agency has sparked outrage.

Social Security retreat

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Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

In case you are wondering ... today is:

Gummi Worm Day
and
Saint Swithin's Day

Iranians say "no" to Nokia over reports of surveillance collaboration

A growing number of Iranian mobile phone consumers are boycotting Nokia after the release of reports that the mobile phone maker participated in "collaborations" with the Iranian government:
Wholesale vendors in the capital report that demand for Nokia handsets has fallen by as much as half in the wake of calls to boycott Nokia Siemens Networks (NSN) for selling communications monitoring systems to Iran.

There are signs that the boycott is spreading: consumers are shunning SMS messaging in protest at the perceived complicity with the regime by the state telecoms company, TCI. Iran's state-run broadcaster has been hit by a collapse in advertising as companies fear being blacklisted in a Facebook petition. There is also anecdotal evidence that people are moving money out of state banks and into private banks.

Nokia is the most prominent western company to suffer from its dealings with the Iranian authorities. Its NSN joint venture with Siemens provided Iran with a monitoring system as it expanded a mobile network last year. NSN says the technology is standard issue to dozens of countries, but protesters believe the company could have provided the network without the monitoring function.

Siemens is also accused of providing Iran with an internet filtering system called Webwasher.

Odd gadget's infomercial draws curiosity, giggles

Odd gadget's infomercial draws curiosity, giggles

The "neckline slimmer" has already joined the ranks of late-night TV's most curious offerings.

Curiosity and giggles

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Engrish Signs

Hilarious collection of Engrish Signs from all over Japan.
Enjoy and don't laugh too hard now.

Full Story

Iranian plane crash

All aboard feared dead in Iranian plane crash

A Russian-made Iranian passenger plane carrying nearly 170 people crashes shortly after takeoff.

Iranian plane crash

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Sanford's AWOL excursion cost SC jobs

Yet another example of the price South Carolina must pay for its AWOL governor:
The governor allowed some economic development initiatives to take a back seat during his secret trip.

Sanford's AWOL excursion cost SC jobs

Most popular vacation spots in North America

Most popular vacation spots in North America

From city lights to sandy beaches, these popular destinations in North America are must-see sights this summer.

Popular vacation spots

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Keys to a lasting marriage

Keys to a lasting marriage

Researchers identify what it takes to keep a couple together, and it's a lot more than being in love.

Keys to a lasting marriage

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Daily Almanac

Today is Wednesday, July 15, the 196th day of 2009.

Today in History

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Guelph, Ontario, Canada
Leicester, England, United Kingdom
Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
London, England, United Kingdom
Cambridge, England, United Kingdom
Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia
Ankara, Ankara, Turkey
Stockholm, Stockholms Lan, Sweden
Adana, Adana, Turkey
Lisbon, Lisboa, Portugal
Cork, Cork, Ireland
Oldham, England, United Kingdom

as well as Scotland, Wales, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your brain needs food, too.
So turn off the TV and do something rich, stimulating and invigorating.
Watch the neighborhood kids play softball.
Go for a hike.
Write a letter to someone you love but haven't talked to in far too long.
Pick up those paints you haven't touched since college.
Go to a poetry reading.
The world is immense, fascinating and rich.
Life's far too short not to explore as much of it as you can.

You got it. Hey, do I even have a TV?