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Friday, March 27, 2009

And I Quote

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.

~ George Patton

CanciĆ³n Del Mariachi


Antonio Bandaras and Los Lobos

And She Was


Talking Heads

Comfort food that isn't fattening

Comfort food that isn't fattening

These healthier substitutes will stick to your ribs — but not to your thighs.

Comfort food that isn't fattening

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Liars and Fools

Today's Liars and Fools are:

Bachmann (r-wing-nut lunatic) proposes legislation to "ensure that the US dollar remain the currency of the United States"
Somebody, please give her a vibrator!

Barton (r-Texas) proposes shade as remedy for global climate change
The boy's a bit tetched (touched) in the head.

Gregg (r-New Hampshire) spreads small-business tax lie on CNBC
Lying as usual

Gingrich warns that Obama's financial regulation plan will create a 'dictatorship'
Wrong, we overthrew the 'dictatorship' in November of last year.

CNBC's Cramer-Klown calls Cuomo a "genuine Communist"
The clown made a funny.

Wing-nut media run with dubious SkyNews claim of Obama "teleprompt blunder"
Holy, Shit Batman, the world is ending ... ok, so the wing-nuts drove the world to the breaking point ... but a gaffe in reading a teleprompter - one that may not have happened anyway - give me a break!

Dimbulb says statistic that 1 of 50 American children are homeless is "bogus"
That number is not bogus. More likely low but not bogus, and with the economy in the crapper due the dimbulbb's buddies that number will rise!

Disney's Savage: A "progressive is, basically a pervert covering it up with liberal politics"
Nope, a pervert is a repugican, neo-con, wing-nut, ditto-head, NAZI, Marxist, Fascist or whatever name you choose to use when referring to the like's of Savage and his ilk.

On Disney's Savage, Washington Times columnist Kuhner declares: "The pill and the condom have been the hammer and sickle of cultural Marxism, and in its path, it is now destroying American culture"
This from a die-in-the-wool Marxist is too rich.

Space Smells Funny, Astronauts Say

The smell of space will linger for the seven astronauts aboard the space shuttle Discovery long after they return to Earth on Saturday.

"One thing I've heard people say before, but it wasn't so obvious, was the smell right when you open up that hatch," Discovery pilot Dominic "Tony" Antonelli said after a March 21 spacewalk. "Space definitely has a smell that's different than anything else."

Astronaut Richard Arnold, STS-119 mission specialist, participates in the mission's first scheduled session of extravehicular activity (EVA) as construction and maintenance continue on the ISS on March 19, 2009. Credit: NASA.

Read the rest at LiveScience.

Growing Flowers on the Moon

A greenhouse to grow mustard flowers will piggyback on a lunar lander being developed by Odyssey Moon, a competitor in the Google Lunar X Prize contest (Illustration: Paragon Space Development)

A competitor in Google's $30 million Lunar X Prize aims to grow mustard plants on the moon in a mini-greenhouse.

Firm vows to grow first flowers on the moon

Artificial 'baby butter' accelerates healing

A mimic of the fatty coating that protects and nurtures a fetus's developing skin could help wounds and eczema heal.

Beatboxing

Sad to break the news to all those 'urban' "beatboxers" out there who think they 'invented' something new, but ...

Hee Haw invented the 'Beatbox' way back in 1969.

That's right, two 'white, country boys' were doing the beatbox thing long before the current 'inventors' were even gleams in their daddie's eyes and quite possibly their granddaddie's eyes as well.

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools:
The Faux Lies Edition

Faux & Friends hosts former mobster comparing Democrats to crime family
This is rich a crime family calling someone else a crime family - LOL.

Faux's Cavuto, Baier repeat lie that Employee Free Choice Act would eliminate secret ballot
Repeating a lie doesn't make it the truth - never will.

Faux's Carlson repeated executive pay claim that White House told her was false the day before
That piece of nformation got lost in the vast emptiness between her ears evidently.

Faux's Carlson asks, "Are we headed toward socialism?"
Actually we are heading away from socialism after eight years of it unadulterated.

Faux's Handjob: Obama administration is pushing "the single biggest power grab and move towards socialism in the history of the country"
Nope, that happened eight years ago and failed.

DISH Network targeted for Do Not Call violations

N.C. Attorney General Roy Cooper has joined federal agencies and other states in filing a suit that accuses satellite television provider DISH Network Corp. of violating the Do Not Call Registry.

Charlotte area ranks high for business

The Charlotte area ranks 19th out of the 200 largest metro areas in the United States for business and careers, according to Forbes.com.

Talking Heads


Nice series of shorts.

Retirement health-care costs soar

A 65-year-old couple retiring in 2009 will need $240,000 — up from $225,000 in 2008 — to cover medical expenses in retirement even with Medicare insurance coverage, according to Fidelity Investments.

Fog and Rain

Spring in Carolina.

Today started a lot like Thursday -- a dense fog advisory, and motorists contending with visibilities of just a few hundred feet in some places before daybreak. However, temperatures this morning were mild, in the upper 50s. That was 15 to 20 degrees warmer than the same time Thursday.

Forecasters say rain will fall throughout the second part of the day, then return Saturday afternoon and night in the form of showers and possible heavy thunderstorms.

Ah, the joy!

*****

Then again, we're not in Kansas ...
Snow and ice are already creating tricky driving conditions in western Kansas, as a huge spring storm coats pavement and sets up a wintry weekend in much of the state.

Dozens of school districts canceled classes today as blizzard warnings were expanded to include about half of Kansas. Predicted snowfall totals range from six inches to a foot or more, but winds of 40 miles per hour or higher are creating deep drifts and near-zero visibility.

A National Weather Service forecaster says whiteout conditions are likely on Interstate 70 and other highways.

... where BLIZZARD Warnings have been expanded!

Employing the Carolinas

North Carolina's unemployment rate hit 10.7% this week, while South Carolina's hit 11%.
(York County, South Carolina, just across the line from Charlotte, North Carolina is at 14.3%)

So much for 'employing' then!

It's Taxing I Know ...

America's wackiest tax write-offs

A tricked-out jacuzzi and toilet paper for the home office are among this year's most outlandish tax deductions.

America's wackiest tax write-offs

Top Irish republican charged with killing soldiers

Police have strong forensic evidence linking a prominent Irish republican to the dissident IRA killings of two British soldiers this month, a senior detective testified Friday at the >court arraignment of Colin Duffy.

Duffy, 41, offered no plea to two criminal counts of murder and five of attempted murder during his high-security appearance at the court in Larne, an overwhelmingly British Protestant town north of Belfast.

Dozens of relatives and friends from Duffy's hard-line Irish Catholic power base of Lurgan cheered and applauded as he was led from the courtroom — handcuffed to a policeman and surrounded by a half-dozen other armed officers in flak jackets.

Outside the building, police scuffled with a crowd of militant Protestant men shouting anti-IRA insults as Duffy was driven off in an unmarked police car with darkened windows. "Murdering scum!" shouted one man who tried to punch the windows of the passing car.

Duffy had been held for police interrogation since March 14, a week after two masked men with assault rifles fired more than 60 rounds at three off-duty, unarmed soldiers collecting pizzas from two Domino's Pizza delivery men outside their base. Two soldiers died and four people were wounded, including both pizza couriers.

Duffy became the first person charged in connection with the March 7 shooting — the first deadly attack on British soldiers in Northern Ireland since 1997, the year that the outlawed Irish Republican Army called a lasting cease-fire.

The Real IRA, a splinter group opposed to Northern Ireland's peace process, claimed responsibility.

Read the rest here.

Homes built from shipping containers

Homes built from shipping containers
Discover some exciting possibilities of shipping-container architecture, from disaster-relief shelters to luxury condos.

Homes built from shipping containers

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Our Readers

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Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
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Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Whitby, Ontario, Canada

as well as Singapore, Greece, the United States and the Russian Federation