Being a nudist.

What constitutes being a nudist?

That question is really a baffling one even to those who call themselves nudists.

The simple and most honest answer is anyone who prefers to be nude is a nudist.

Whether they are in tune with nature, live according to the 'social nudism' philosophy, or just live sans clothing for the fun of it, all are nudists.

So be nude and be free. It will not harm you.

Something you don't see everyday.

Now here is something you don't see everyday - a pink dolphin or as it is actually called a porpoise.

Not Funny - The NFL Scandals

It's not funny - the cheating of Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots. It is a disgrace. It is a disgrace along the same lines as the vileness that was Michael Vick's perverse endeavors into dog fighting.

A $500,000.00 personal fine for Coach Belichick and a $250,000.00 fine for the team along with the loss of one draft pick next draft hardly constitutes a penalty for the loss of faith in a child's eye or the hearts of football fans.

At the very least Vick is going to spend time in a 6 by 8 room with bars on the door and window (if it even has a window), for his behavior. Belichick and the Patriots are going about business as usual, even the Atlanta Falcons (Vick's former team) are feeling the after effects of Vick's actions so must the Patriots feel the consequences of their actions for theirs were as a 'team' whereas the Falcons were just caught in the web of Vick's downfall.

This NFL season is going to be a depressing one no matter how good any of the games are because of these 'scandals' ... and you know I am beginning to hate them for that!

Daily Funny

Actual Good Advise:

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes!

Remembering September is Self Promotion Month

Keeping in mind September is Self Promotion Month I have been 'promoting' this and her sister Blog a bit more and have gained a number of new readers to an already good core readership.

Now I have to keep it up don't I?

If you have just found this Blog or her sister Blog stick around you might learn something, maybe, maybe not, but you will laugh I swear it.

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?

Sometimes those internet 'tests' are fun to take and when I ran across one that asked "Which historical lunatic are You!", I had to take it.
The test concluded I was Joshua Abraham Norton, the First and Only Emperor of the United States.
Which isn't all that bad, he was a successful man who lost it all but when he died 30,000 people formed a two mile long funeral procession to say goodbye to a friend to kings and paupers alike.
I like the successful part and the friend to kings and paupers thing; the losing it all part isn't on my 'favorites' list, but if 30,000 people showed up to my funeral losing it all might just well be worth it.

To take the test click here!
You may be a nice lunatic like me!

Chilies For Me

I have always preferred hot chilies - the hotter the better.

I always knew they were good for your heart and blood but now they are proven to help lessen the chance of developing prostate cancer and reducing prostate cancer cells should one already suffer from the disease.

Capsaicin the chemical in peppers or chilies that make them 'hot' does the number on the cancer cells already there and prevents new ones from forming - it is also the chemical used in muscle creams and rubs found over the counter in any store in America.

The moral of this is:

Men who prefer their chilies are less likely to be sick generally or develop heart and prostate problems than their less 'manly' brethren are.

And I Quote

Even My "Opponents" Are Singing Praises

Sounding the trumpet again!

Some of the people on other forums who usually are at loggerheads with me - mainly over politics - are 'singing' my praises for this and her sister Blog ... even to the point of being complimentary and polite (in private messages of course, they don't want to put a crack in their personal 'public' personas, no they do not).

So I might be winning them over to the Light after all and they are joining my 'friends' from across the geo-political-religious spectrum ... all it takes in a working brain and the ability and willingness to use it - something some are unfortunately unwilling and/or incapable of doing.

For Starters

Got out of bed this morning in a Led Zepplin kind of mood.
Got into bed last night in a Ramones kind of mood.
Something is up, but I can't put my finger on it.