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Sunday, February 22, 2009

No luck for Santa in parking ticket fight

A New York City man who fought a parking ticket he got while dressed as Santa Claus and giving out toys says the city's response is more ho-hum than ho-ho.

Chip Cafiero says he learned Friday he'd lost his attempt to contest the $115 ticket he got in Brooklyn on November 28, 2008.

The 60-year-old retired schoolteacher had a sport utility vehicle double-parked near him while he handed out holiday bounty from a horse-drawn carriage.

The SUV was ticketed.

He told the Department of Finance the SUV was there to protect the carriage and children from traffic.

Cafiero says the city can take his money, but it won't take away his Christmas spirit.

Letter to woman takes 22-year route

An Oregon woman finally received an invitation to her nephew's high school graduation in New Jersey, but she may be a little late - it was in 1987.

Theresa Schlossarek, of La Grande, found the invitation last week in her mailbox. The envelope, which had been opened, was postmarked June 2, 1987, from Toms River, N.J., where her brother, Hermann Ilnseher, lives.

Ilnseher said the lack of response from his sister was noticed but dismissed.

"We just thought that she lived so far away, she couldn't come," Ilnseher said. "She usually would send money, though, so we did joke about that later on, that maybe she could send some and add interest for the years passed."

Peter Hass, spokesman for the U.S. Postal Service's Portland district, called the delay "very unusual and very unfortunate."

Hass said the envelope could have been stuck in machinery or misrouted and delivered to the wrong address, which would explain why it arrived opened. But he said no matter the age of the mail, "if it's postmarked, we're obliged to deliver it."

Schlossarek's nephew, Michael Ilnseher, now an assistant principal at an Atlanta-area high school, said he didn't remember his aunt not receiving an invitation.

"I never realized something could be lost for 22 years like that," he said.

Property rights vs. urban vitality

At the edge of cities and towns across North Carolina, property rights collide with progress, resulting in anger and mistrust that has festered for 50 years.

The controversy over involuntary annexation – in which a city or town can expand its borders even if an affected property owner does not consent – has raised blood pressure and sparked fights for a half century. The issue is a perennial problem at the legislature.

But this year, the pressure to do something has reached a boiling point and lawmakers say they want to give property owners more rights when cities start stretching their borders.

Read the rest here.

Annexation Facts:

What is involuntary annexation?

There are multiple ways a city or town can extend its borders in North Carolina. One method has sparked controversy for decades. Involuntary or forced annexation allows a city or town to extend its borders without the permission of property owners. The city must provide certain services, such as police and fire protection, and generally has an obligation to give water and sewer service to those who request it.

In some cities, involuntary annexation happens on a regular schedule with little controversy. In other places, it has sparked protests, lawsuits and outrage. Here's why:

Arguments for:

Ensures that everyone who benefits from the amenities of an urban area shares the cost.

Reduces duplication in services.

Helps a city or town keep its tax base. Without annexation, cities lose population and property values decrease.

Arguments against:

A guiding principle of the United States is that people cannot be taxed without a voice. Involuntary annexation increases taxes, and property owners cannot stop it.

People have a right to choose where and how they live. Government, through involuntary annexation, can take that right away.

Property owners living near a town or city already spend money in that community, which has a greater benefit to the area economy than higher taxes.

Hooked on Facts

Today's six facts are:

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

About 39,000 gallons of water are used to produce the average car.

Bananas contain a natural chemical that makes a person happy - the same chemical is in Prozac.

Donkeys kill more people each year than do plane crashes.

Jimmy Carter is the first President to be born in a hospital.

The first TV commercial showed a Bulova watch ticking on screen for exactly sixty seconds

Bonus fact: TIME Magazine's 'Man of the Year' in 1938 was Adolf Hitler.

Swelling ranks of US jobless yearn for health insurance

For many among the growing ranks of unemployed workers in the United States, the scariest part of losing their job is losing their health insurance.

Even before the current economic crisis, 45 million Americans were uninsured. That number is expected to rise to 54 million by 2019 if changes aren't made to the system, according to the director of the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office.

One of the swelling ranks, Amy Newlin, has been getting by on her savings and unemployment benefits after she and her husband lost their jobs last fall.

But while they can cut back on dinners out, new clothes or other inessentials, the costs of treating her diabetes, high blood pressure and thyroid difficulties have risen dramatically.

"I need insulin strips to test my blood, and medicine for my high blood pressure," Newlin told AFP.

"My insulin is 80 dollars a bottle without insurance and the strips are expensive, too. It's not easy to keep up."

Read the rest here.

Caribbean unrest has roots in slavery past

Protests that have nearly shut down the French Caribbean islands of Guadeloupe and Martinique are not just about demands for lower prices and higher wages: For demonstrators they are no less than a battle against the vestiges of slavery.

Afro-Caribbean islanders — most of whose forbears toiled in the sugarcane fields under the yoke of slavery more than 160 years ago — not only resent France's handling of the global economic crisis, they have long resented that slaveholders' descendants control the economy on both islands.

They also suspect that businesses earn too high a profit on goods, most of which are imported.

This resentment against the primarily white, elite slaveholder descendants, known as bekes (bay-KAY), has lent an especially sharp edge to weeks of demonstrations that at times have erupted in gunfire, arson, looting, and the death of one activist in Guadeloupe.

"They've got the money, they've got the power, they've got Guadeloupe," snapped protester Lollia Naily. "This is not a race thing. It is a money thing and it is a power thing."

Read the rest here.

As of this moment ...

4247 brave men and women will not be returning from Iraq
ALIVE!

House of the Rising Sun


The Animals

Woman Wills Her Body to PETA to Become BBQ, Leather Goods

As a leather-worker in my spare time this one caught my eye ... can't say I'd be interested in her 'hide', though ... and BBQ'ed human is not even on my to do list (and won't be, either).

From Treehugger:
woman PETA human barbeque photo

Photo via Change, Inc.

Ingenious act of head turning activism, or wacko publicity stunt gone too far? You decide. Ingrid Newkirk, the president of PETA, has recently fashioned a will stipulating that upon her death, her body is to be donated to the infamous animal rights org. And she's written up a bizarre list of instructions on what they're to do with each of her body parts after she's deceased. Just a warning to the squeamish—this gets weird.

Article continues: Woman Wills Her Body to PETA to Become BBQ, Leather Goods

Jogging May Be Good For Your Eyes, Yes, Eyes

File under "Sight for sore thighs." Jeannine Stein reports in the L.A. Times that two recent studies based on the National Runners' Health Study suggest that running for exercise may reduce the likelihood of macular degeneration and cataracts. Stein tells...

North Myrtle Beach welcomes all, including bikers

While officials in Myrtle Beach continue efforts to subdue the May biker rallies, their neighbors in North Myrtle Beach are putting out the word that bikers are welcome in their town.

The Sun News of Myrtle Beach reports that tourism promoters sent an e-mail last week to 90,000 potential visitors mentioning the biker controversy and Myrtle Beach's strategy to tame them. The message promotes what the north end has to offer and includes a note from North Myrtle Beach City Manager John Smithson.

Promoters sent the e-mail aiming to lure some biker business and clarify that North Myrtle Beach hasn't approved the same stricter biker rules that Myrtle Beach has.

New rules in Myrtle Beach were approved last year after officials said the biker rallies had gotten too big and rowdy.

Tree falls on man, kills him in cemetery

A man was killed in a freak accident after a tree fell on him while cleaning up a small cemetery in Catawba County.

The Catawba County Sheriff’s Office says the man was killed Friday but was not found until Sunday afternoon.

The man had been hired to clear away some trees at the small family plot off of Morgan Road.

His wife noticed he didn't come home Friday and kept looking for him all weekend, when she came to the cemetery and found him.

The sheriff's office is calling it an accidental death.

Bill Maher's New Rules


Real Time is Back!

Environmental News

From New Scientist:

A report by the UK's institution of mechanical engineers will next month call for governments to accept that climate change is now inevitable. strategies must be put in place now to protect our infrastructure from its worst effects, alongside existing efforts to reduce emissions, it will argue.

Speaking of Snooping in the UK

Oldest ever British surveillance footage (from 1935).

UK's top snoop ratted out by her neighbors

Jacqui Smith, the surveillance-crazed Home Secretary of the UK, has been caught making extremely dubious expense claims for her government-paid "second residence" in London -- caught by neighbors who ratted her out for what they perceive as a kind of "benefits fraud" on a grand scale.
Ironically, Smith's Home Office has put an enormous amount of energy into inveigling Britons to fink out their neighbors for the cheaper, smaller-scale benefits fraud and potential terrorist, launching tiplines for people who think their neighbors have too many mobile phones (a sure sign of terrorism!), and running ads that say "We're closing in with hidden cameras. We're closing in with every means at our disposal."

Live by the snitch, die by the snitch.

If you want to rat out your neighbours, allow the home secretary to enumerate the ways. Do you know someone who claims more from the state than they're entitled to? Who is "picking the pockets of law-abiding taxpayers"? Not politicians over-egging their allowances, obviously, but "benefit thieves". If so, call 0800 854 440 now. "We're closing in with hidden cameras. We're closing in with every means at our disposal."

Do they own more than one mobile phone? Then call 0800 789 321. "Terrorists need communication. They often collect and use many pay-as-you-go mobile phones, as well as swapping Sim cards and handsets."

No mobile phones? What about if they're "hanging around"? Or, as the Home Office-funded radio advertisement puts it: "How can you tell if they're a normal everyday person or a terrorist? The answer is that you don't have to. If you call the confidential Anti-Terrorist Hotline on 0800 789 321, the specialist officers you speak to will analyse the information. They'll decide if and how to follow it up. You don't have to be sure. If you suspect it, report it."

It's such a lovely turn of phrase, that. If you suspect it, report it. Don't wait for evidence. Or question your own prejudices. If someone's not a "normal everyday person" exactly like you, then they could well be a member of al-Qaida. What flawless logic that is.

UAE plans ban on negative economic reporting

The United Arab Emirates is considering legislation that would criminalize publication of anything that would "harm the economy." Already, the local press is pulling back from their coverage of the steep decline in Dubai property values and the rise in deportations, voluntary departure, and abandonment of unsaleable assets, such as cars.
Instead of moving toward greater transparency, the emirates seem to be moving in the other direction. A new draft media law would make it a crime to damage the country’s reputation or economy, punishable by fines of up to 1 million dirhams (about $272,000). Some say it is already having a chilling effect on reporting about the crisis.

Last month, local newspapers reported that Dubai was canceling 1,500 work visas every day, citing unnamed government officials. Asked about the number, Humaid bin Dimas, a spokesman for Dubai’s Labor Ministry, said he would not confirm or deny it and refused to comment further. Some say the true figure is much higher.

“At the moment there is a readiness to believe the worst,” said Simon Williams, HSBC bank’s chief economist in Dubai. “And the limits on data make it difficult to counter the rumors.”

Like it is really going to matter ...
The news is bad and it is going to be bad for a while - and as everyone knows bad news travels the farthermost, the fastest.

(The fact that this is posted on this blog should point to the futility of such a ban .. if this little ol'blog has the news ... what do you think the big boys have?)

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Daily Horoscope

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