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The place where the world comes together in honesty and mirth.
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Saturday, July 14, 2007

Night Funny

Saw a woman wearing a shirt with "Guess" on it.

I said, "Implants".

She hit me.

Morning Funny

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ...

but a true friend will be sitting there beside you saying

"Wow ... that was fun!"