Here was a citizen contribution to a local newspaper column recently. It
was from a fellow who was “getting a little sick” from comments
praising President Barack Obama. Here are his direct quotes: “This man
(Obama) seems bent on destroying what little is left of the moral and
spiritual foundations upon which our laws have been based. He ends with
“christians, you better get active or kiss this nation as you know it
goodbye.”
Sounds like arms and ammo to me.
If progressives have one thing in common, it’s a collective confusion
about what the hell the wingnut “patriots” are talking about when
they bemoan the loss of “moral and spiritual foundations” accompanied by
repetitious ramblings of “restoring the constitution” (state
nullification efforts apparently notwithstanding). They also decry the
loss of all their freedoms and liberty. What exactly can’t these folks
do that they so desperately want to do?
No, they can’t aim a flame-thrower at the neighbor’s house or go
unpunished for rape (unless it’s a Todd Akin “legitimate rape” of
course). I could be wrong since we’re 400,000 rape kits short in this
country as a consequence of repugican-bullied funding cuts. Maybe a
number of rapists can go unpunished.
You will have to pay some kind of taxes or all services and
infrastructure collapse. But those are the only notable exceptions I can
think of for the average American in what surely must be the country
with more freedom and liberty than any of earth’s other 195 or so
nations.
In America, as in Uganda, you’re even free to deny freedoms to others
if they’re different from you in any way. The LGBT crowd comes to mind,
none of who dare share in the “Freedom and Liberty” patriots hold so
dear. One of those two countries are even voting as we speak to put gays
to death under certain circumstances. I think it’s Uganda. And don’t
even get me started on your black racists core of which I’ve written
often. Fear not, patriots, you have the “Freedom and Liberty” to be as
racists and homophobes as long as you desire.
As for religious freedom, you can even permanently depart from your
mother cult if it dares give any rights to gays. The South Carolina
Episcopal cult has told its parent denomination to go eff itself (as
Clint would say). Ordaining gay clergy; accepting same-sex marriage! How
dare the cult grant true freedom and liberty to homosexuals. I’m
outta here!
Not to worry Palmetto Patriots, every evangelical cult in the land
will welcome you with open arms (no same-sex hugging, of course). The
Right Reverend Mark Lawrence, Bishop of the SC Episcopal Diocese, is the
hater behind the split. He is best known for opposing every liberal
policy of the national cult. This intolerant homophobic zealot is
exactly where he belongs, South Carolina. So hate away. There are no
religious restraints, if you’re a christian that is, that come to mind.
You can roll around on the floor to your hearts content at the First cult of DC Loathing or cozy up to deadly rattlesnakes on a Sunday
Pentecostal service even if you get bit and die. West Virginia Pastor
Wolford met that fate last May, just as his preacher father had years
earlier.
Speaking of snakes, religion and politics, how ’bout that old rattler
on the “Don’t Tread on Me” Gadsden flag. “Liberals, you best watch yer
step; that ole boy is fixin’ to strike.” The flag initially gained
popular acclaim in 1775 as the U.S. Navy was off to its first
Revolutionary War mission. A Continental Colonel named Christopher
Gadsden (a South Carolinian naturally) gifted the flagship’s Captain
with the bright yellow flag with its not so subtle message to George
lll.
Warning! History lesson on freedom to follow.
In an uncomfortable but true historical footnote, the U.S. Navy was
unsuccessful in preventing a British coastal blockade. In fact, it
wasn’t until the French came along that the U.S. was able to prevail
over the enemy in the Revolutionary War. And remember how much the
pseudo-patriot crowd hates the French. Please goobers, read ONE, just
One objective history book! Francophobes may want to start with a true
account of Yorktown. Does the name de Rochambeau ring a bell, patriots?
Didn’t think so. Oh, one more thing. The city of Washington that you
hate so much was named after a certain American General who fought
side-by-side with the French at Yorktown and went on to become our first
President.
So the French were key contributors to our freedoms and liberty. Thus
citizens can organize truly goofy political parties named after a
popular drink from the Camellia sinensis plant. Any citizen, including
dopes with limited dopamine, can run for office, even the highest ones,
(see Sarah Palin).
You can get married, though 50% of you eventually flee the first
attempt. In addition to churches, states can keep gays from daring to
approach the altar through legislation and constitutional amendments.
Politicians are free to smother the rich with love and let them destroy
unions and fair wages. The repugicans, in particular, can keep the
repressed, repressed and humbled by cutting programs for the poor and
calling their leader the “Food Stamp” President. Is this a great country
or what?
But, as free as we are, there remains enormous right-wing angst about
the potential seizure of firearms. Patriotic Websites and blogs
inevitably go back to the alleged gun-control eras of Stalin, Hitler,
Mao Tse-Tung and a handful of other genocidal monsters, killers of
multiple millions right after taking their guns away. Academic and
historical arguments aside, that means patriots lump President Obama in
with history’s most repellent barbarians though there’s not even the
tiniest hint of gun confiscation in the America.
Here’s this angst put into words at a patriotic blog. “Now, watch as
our Constitution is assaulted and the Second Amendment is attacked from
all sides. Most of the lib asshole mayors, governors and Senators are
bouncing off the walls, right now, calling for more gun control, banning
semi-auto rifles and banning guns in general.”
This is followed by a rather frightening follow-up entry. “Do it, go
ahead, and you are going to have 100 million gun owners fight your
asses. Be it police, FBI, ATF…I don’t give a shit…you try to disarm us
and you WILL be fought and fought HARD! And blood WILL be spilled!”
(Emphasis from the writer).
This is scary stuff that you’d better take seriously.