Ben Smith explains, and I have the actual fake "census" that a reader sent me:
Fake RNC fundraising Census 2010
Fake RNC fundraising Census 2010
Makes you want to throw up. And they wonder why they aren't liked?
Monday, January 25, 2010
Rush Limbaugh: I Don't Even Want To Be Alive Anymore
The Onion pens an op ed by Rush Limbaugh.
It's great.
It's great.
Remote Alaska village is first eyed in census
One down, more than 309 million to go. U.S. Census Bureau Director Robert Groves on Monday began the 2010 count of the nation's residents in a village in Alaska's arctic hinterlands.
Remote Alaska village is first eyed in census
Remote Alaska village is first eyed in census
After 2008 scare, China finds more toxic milk products
Authorities in southwestern China have ordered three batches of milk products off shelves because they contain a chemical that killed at least six children in 2008, causing global concern over the made-in-China brand.
What gives in China?
The last time people went to a necktie party in their honor over this.
(That means they were hung as in 'by the neck until dead'.)
(That means they were hung as in 'by the neck until dead'.)
S.C. repugican's Plan: Starve the Poor So They'll Stop ''Breeding''
Lt. Governor, Andre Bauer:
"If you feed, them, they'll just come back for more-and worse still, they'll multiply."
"If you feed, them, they'll just come back for more-and worse still, they'll multiply."
Low class, just plain low class.
On second thought - no class at all!
On second thought - no class at all!
Obama announces initiatives for middle class
President Barack Obama on Monday offered help for people struggling to pay bills and care for their families, appealing to a middle-class he says has been "under assault for a long time." In a partial preview of a State of the Union address that aims to answer voter angst about the economy and reconnect with the public, Obama outlined the series ...
Full StoryRadio Group Interested In Hiring Howard Stern
Howard Stern could be returning to the public airwaves.
The nation's largest radio station owner, Clear Channel Communications, says it's interested in hiring Stern.
Radio Group Interested In Hiring Howard Stern
OK, but do they have the cajones to let him be himself - he is not their usual demographic?
The nation's largest radio station owner, Clear Channel Communications, says it's interested in hiring Stern.
Radio Group Interested In Hiring Howard Stern
OK, but do they have the cajones to let him be himself - he is not their usual demographic?
Alien remains recovered in Brazil?
Hard to say however there seems to be a big commotion from Brazil regarding this issue.
Could have another Roswell, New Mexico type event occurred in Brazil and now is being covered up or at least contained by the Brazilian Government?
Could have another Roswell, New Mexico type event occurred in Brazil and now is being covered up or at least contained by the Brazilian Government?
Priest Shoplifts Butter, Sofa Cover
A Roman Catholic priest was accused of shoplifting butter and a sofa cover at a Wal-Mart in southern Illinois.
Priest Shoplifts Butter, Sofa Cover
The question is ... just what did he have in mind for that butter and sofa cover?
Priest Shoplifts Butter, Sofa Cover
The question is ... just what did he have in mind for that butter and sofa cover?
Inmate loses fight to play Dungeons&Dragons
From the "Get over it, you're in prison, fool" Department:
A man serving life in prison for first-degree intentional homicide lost his legal battle Monday to play Dungeons&Dragons behind bars.
Inmate loses fight to play Dungeons&Dragons
A man serving life in prison for first-degree intentional homicide lost his legal battle Monday to play Dungeons&Dragons behind bars.
Inmate loses fight to play Dungeons&Dragons
Marijuana festival planning contest for 'best' pot
It's like a beer competition for marijuana.
A cannabis festival in Aspen this spring will be the first in the state for approved growers to put their strains in a contest.
Marijuana festival planning contest for 'best' pot
A cannabis festival in Aspen this spring will be the first in the state for approved growers to put their strains in a contest.
Marijuana festival planning contest for 'best' pot
Extra-terrestrials here on Earth?
It is the classic sci-fi scenario: discovering aliens, not in outer space, but right here on Earth, sitting next to you in the workplace, serving food in your local restaurant, or, scariest of all, in your own home.
Apple tree defies coldest winter to retain fruit crop
This 20ft specimen - which ironically grows wild in Summer Lane, Exeter, Devon - is still bursting red and green fruit despite the frosts, snow and ice of recent weeks.
Man cleans ears with matches, grounds plane
From the "this is getting so beyond ridiculous" Department:
A New Delhi flight was grounded after a passenger was found carrying matches to clean out his ears.
A New Delhi flight was grounded after a passenger was found carrying matches to clean out his ears.
Getting a cold one is no problem at ice bar
At one eastern Pennsylvania restaurant, getting a cold one is no problem: Everything is on ice - and under it, and surrounded by it.
Full StoryCold War Era Plane Converted Into Luxury Hotel Suite
From Treehugger:
TreeHugger loves recycling, and has shown a number of planes recycled into hotels. But none so luxurious as this renovation of a former 120-seater into a luxury suite for two, at Teuge airport in the Netherlands.
Article continues: Cold War Era Plane Converted Into Luxury Hotel Suite
Adams County software-firm owner charged in killing of ex-business partner
Adams County District Attorney Don Quick filed charges against William Rex Fowler in the shooting death of 42-year-old Thomas Ciancio, his former business partner at Fowler Software Design.
Investigators say Fowler shot Ciancio three times in the head with a 9mm Glock handgun when Ciancio came to Fowler Software Design to collect $9,900 in severance pay. [...]
Employees of the software company told investigators Ciancio had blamed Fowler for the company’s recent financial difficulties.
The employees said Fowler had taken about $200,000 of the company’s money without asking and gave it to a church or charity, according to the arrest affidavit. [...]
Investigators say the gun was registered to Andrew Hyung Fowler, 26, who lived at 1413 L. Ron Hubbard Way in Los Angeles when it was purchased. In interviews with police, Andrew Fowler said he gave the gun to his father for Christmas in 2007.
Police also found a briefcase and a typed note, dated Dec. 30 and signed by Fowler. The note said nothing confidential was in the satchel and that it should be given to his wife, Janet.
When Janet Fowler was interviewed by detectives, she demanded the briefcase.
“It is important to me and my church. It is religious material and I want it now,” she said to investigators. “Even if you looked at it, and read it, you would not understand anything in it. Because it is way above a normal person and you would not know what it meant. I want it back right now.”
Janet Fowler also reportedly told investigators that her husband “is a Scientologist and would not have gone without a fight. He would have grabbed a gun in a struggle and would not have let someone shoot him.”
Adams County software-firm owner charged in killing of ex-business partner
Bats and dolphins separately evolved same sonar gene
Rare example of two different creatures independently evolving a trait through the same genetic route.
Lush's numbers add up ... but not as he claims
While Lush Dimbulb may be one of the most listened to individuals, a look at the numbers shows some interesting things.
In Fresno, for example, Lush typically has 9-11% of the 25-54 year old Average Quarter Hour radio audience, which is more than any of the other 75 plus radio signals reaching the Fresno market. However if you look at the inverse of that number, you'll see that Lush has about 90% of the radio audience that does NOT listen to him.
Here is a set of typical ratings numbers.
Age group Percent listening to Lush
12-17 0.05
18-34 3.6
25-54 10.1
45-54 13.3
50-64 18.3
55-64 19.5
65-74 22.0
75+ 31.8
Meaning the closer you are to senility or death, the more likely you listen to Lush.
US to lift 21-year ban on haggis
Burns' night boost for famous Scottish dish that fell victim to BSE fears 
Haggis and its traditional accompaniment, whiskey. Haggis was banned by US authorities in 1989 because they feared its main ingredient - minced sheep offal - could prove lethal. Photograph: Marco Secchi/Getty Images
After 21 years in exile, the haggis is to be allowed back into the United States. The "great chieftan o' the puddin-race" was one of earliest casualties of the BSE crisis of the 1980s-90s, banned on health grounds by the US authorities in 1989 because they feared its main ingredient ‑ minced sheep offal ‑ could prove lethal.
What to do when kids won't listen
What to do when kids won't listen
Curiosity and empathy can help keep children from tuning parents out.
Who belongs to the 'Sandwich Generation'
Who belongs to the 'Sandwich Generation'
These Americans stand to benefit most from President Obama’s latest proposed tax changes.
Fast-growing public sector careers
5 fast-growing public sector careers
The government will add nearly 200,000 jobs in the next two years, boosting demand in these fields.
The world's biggest oil reserves
The world's biggest oil reserves
Chances are your gas is going to flow from one of these mega-gushers around the globe.
Home sales tank
What it means for you
Even as home sales post a record dip in December, homeowners and buyers have reason to be optimistic.
NASA announces personal flying suit plans
NASA announces personal flying suit plans
The space agency envisions a vehicle it says will be far superior to a jetpack.
Olympic symbol's intriguing past
Olympic symbol's intriguing past
A humanlike figure used in the Winter Games logo has towered over frozen lands for centuries.
Political rivals share the same office suite
Political rivals share the same office suite
Vincent Sheheen and Robert Ford both set sights on the S.C. governorship, but neither is moving.
Woman crashes into Picasso work, tears it
Woman crashes into Picasso work, tears it
A wobbly visitor rips a hole in a painting from the artist's Rose Period at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Record-breaking real estate deal goes bust
Record-breaking real estate deal goes bust
Owners who coughed up a historic $5.4 bil for an NYC housing complex turn it over to creditors.
Seven easy dinners
Seven easy dinners
Get a hot and tasty dinner on the table with these quick menus for every day of the week.
Tax breaks for almost everyone
Tax breaks for almost everyone
The IRS estimates the average tax refund in 2010 will be above last year's level of $2,800.
Census category sparks controversy
Census category sparks controversy
A racial term that's often considered inflammatory remains on the census questionnaire.
Bubble Wrap comes off the wall and into the culture
It is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day after all ...
Bubble wrap's accidental origin
Fifty years ago today, a failed invention for textured wallpaper took a surprising turn.
People have walked to the altar dressed in it, protected their garden plants with it, even put it on display at highbrow art museums.
Full StoryStores that might be closing in 2010
Stores that might be closing in 2010
These companies closed a lot of stores in 2009, and are likely to shut more this year.
Compared to Picasso
7-year-old compared to Picasso
An auction of Kieron Williamson's paintings sells out in 15 minutes and raises a stunning sum.
Texas residents flee as earth gives way
Texas residents flee as earth gives way
Shifting ground and gaping holes in San Antonio have engineers mystified.
Thames Eel Population Mysteriously Drops a Staggering 98% In 5 Years
From Treehugger:
Eels were among the first species to recolonize the Thames river after it was cleaned up in the 1960s and 70s. But scientists are sounding an alarm that the populations have crashed over the last five years, and they aren't sure what the problem is.
Article continues: Thames Eel Population Mysteriously Drops a Staggering 98% In 5 Years
Rare dinosaur bones studied, at last
Rare dinosaur bones studied, at last
A nearly complete skeleton, once stolen by a fossil hunter, could be a new raptor species.
Is your lawn hurting the environment?
Is your lawn hurting the environment?
Green, manicured yards may be contributing to global warming, a study says.
Leaf Carving: An Incredible New Art Form
Cool art from Treehugger:
Artists create delicate images on leaves by slowly scraping the surface. Photo via Mundo Gump
It's hard not to love the brilliant display of colorful foliage that signals the entrance of autumn each year, but as the cold winter winds prevail, those leaves that once beautified the landscape are left to collect on the ground or be begrudging raked-up in some weekend chore. A new art form emerging out of China, however, is making use of these brittle leaves--creating delicate forms that will continue to be appreciated long after the jackets and sweaters of winter are hung in closets and the green buds of a new season sprout.
Article continues: Leaf Carving: An Incredible New Art Form
Comet storm split destiny of Jupiter's twin moons
Jupiter's two biggest moons only look similar – inside they are very different. Is an ancient comet bombardment to blame?Comet storm split destiny of Jupiter's twin moons
Cop News
In Cop News
Pennsylvania police beat teen to pulp over a Mountain Dew
DC juror recounts how cop lied in drug bust case
California sheriff's investigators look into drug smuggling allegations against deputies
Mississippi cop gets 10 years after pleading guilty to six felony charges
Louisiana police officer faces animal cruelty charges
South Carolina deputy pleads not guilty to bribery at arraignment today
TSA screener who planted fake drugs on traveler was just kidding
Canadian police apologize for mistakenly beating innocent man
Pennsylvania police beat teen to pulp over a Mountain Dew
DC juror recounts how cop lied in drug bust case
California sheriff's investigators look into drug smuggling allegations against deputies
Mississippi cop gets 10 years after pleading guilty to six felony charges
Louisiana police officer faces animal cruelty charges
South Carolina deputy pleads not guilty to bribery at arraignment today
TSA screener who planted fake drugs on traveler was just kidding
Canadian police apologize for mistakenly beating innocent man
Liars and Fools for the day are:
There are many "Jew-haters" "in the Obama administration or in his circle of friends", lies Lush Dimbulb.
Here he is projecting again, why do NAZIs insist on doing that, projecting themselves on everyone and everything.
Faux's Charles Pain lies sayingObama "betrayed America" by giving TARP money to automakers.
Oh, this idiot again.
Lush Dimbulb lies yet again saying Obama "ran for this office ... to destroy the capitalist system of this country ... and he is succeeding".
Nope, that was your god Dumbya and your cadre and you almost succeeded until we stopped you.
There are many "Jew-haters" "in the Obama administration or in his circle of friends", lies Lush Dimbulb.
Here he is projecting again, why do NAZIs insist on doing that, projecting themselves on everyone and everything.
Faux's Charles Pain lies sayingObama "betrayed America" by giving TARP money to automakers.
Oh, this idiot again.
Lush Dimbulb lies yet again saying Obama "ran for this office ... to destroy the capitalist system of this country ... and he is succeeding".
Nope, that was your god Dumbya and your cadre and you almost succeeded until we stopped you.
Haiti's leaders asks citizens to find shelter in countryside
The truckers filling Haiti's mass graves with bodies reported ever higher numbers: More than 150,000 quake victims have been buried by the government, an official said today.
Full StoryNazi Group Adopts Colorado Highway
National Socialist Movement, also Known as America's Nazi Party, Will Pick Up Trash on One-Mile Stretch
An Adopt-A-Highway sign for the National Socialist Movement, also known as America's Nazi Party, is seen on Highway 85 near Brighton, Colo.
Nazi Group Adopts Colorado Highway
Fixes for 3 common sleep problems
Fixes for 3 common sleep problems
Stop waking up in the middle of the night and start getting more than four or five hours of sleep.
Slow Walking for Slow Down London
From Treehugger:
Slow Listening in a park
Slow Down London is a lovely little project which encourages Londoners to slow down and look at the speed of life. One aspect is the Slow Club, an 8 week course with tasks to be done and Sunday's was a slow walk around the Kyoto Gardens in London's Holland Park. A delight for the eye and a wake-up to the senses.
We met at the park and chatted about how surprisingly difficult it was to fulfill our Slow Club assignments. Some were cyclists who never walked, and couldn't cycle "slowly", some couldn't find time to do the meditation and one couldn't eat breakfast and read the paper in slow motion. After the fold: ready to work...
Article continues: Slow Walking for Slow Down London
Chimp Movie
From BBC-Science:
 |  | The world's first film shot entirely by chimpanzees is to be broadcast by the BBC as part of a natural history documentary. |
It has to be better than the drek out of Hollywood and 'other' places.
Today is ...
Today in History Today is Monday, January 25, the 25th day of 2010.
There are 340 days left in the year.
There are 340 days left in the year.
Today's unusual holidays and celebrations are:
Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day
and
A Room Of One's Own Day
Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day
and
A Room Of One's Own Day
Our Readers
Some of our readers today have been in:
London, England, United Kingdom
Baia Mare, Maramures, Romania
Taipei, Taipei, Taiwan
Delhi, Delhi, India
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
Gampaha, Gampaha, Sri Lanka
Geneva, Geneve, Switzerland
Warrington, England, United Kingdom
Northampton, England, United Kingdom
Manila, Manila, Philippines
Rome Lazio, Italy
as well as Sweden, Scotland, and the United States
London, England, United Kingdom
Baia Mare, Maramures, Romania
Taipei, Taipei, Taiwan
Delhi, Delhi, India
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
Gampaha, Gampaha, Sri Lanka
Geneva, Geneve, Switzerland
Warrington, England, United Kingdom
Northampton, England, United Kingdom
Manila, Manila, Philippines
Rome Lazio, Italy
as well as Sweden, Scotland, and the United States
Daily Horoscope
Today's horoscope says:
For days you've been dreaming about your spare time and spending it all alone at your place.
Well, that's a nice dream, but it's not going to happen.
When you least expect it -- shortly before quitting time -- you'll get your second wind.
So now what?
Do you call everyone you turned down and say you changed your mind, or stay in because you said you would?
Duh -- get the phone.
They'll only snicker for a second.
Then they'll be so glad to see you it won't matter.
Spare time - I know it's a pipe dream, but it's my pipe dream.
For days you've been dreaming about your spare time and spending it all alone at your place.
Well, that's a nice dream, but it's not going to happen.
When you least expect it -- shortly before quitting time -- you'll get your second wind.
So now what?
Do you call everyone you turned down and say you changed your mind, or stay in because you said you would?
Duh -- get the phone.
They'll only snicker for a second.
Then they'll be so glad to see you it won't matter.
Spare time - I know it's a pipe dream, but it's my pipe dream.
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