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Saturday, May 16, 2009

America's best bargain cities

America's best bargain citiesLow unemployment, decent salaries, and affordable housing make each of these metro areas a good deal.

Best bargain cities

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Three Little Birds

Connie Talbot doing Bob Marley's Three Little Birds.
Damn, that girl can sing! And she is only seven years old to boot!

Wedding traditions worth leaving behind

Wedding traditions worth leaving behind It's time to reconsider the wedding rituals that add more stress for everyone.

Traditions worth leaving behind

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Tiny bedbugs make a resurgence in U.S.

Tiny bedbugs make a resurgence in U.S.Officials are worried over the most widespread bedbug outbreak since World War II.

Bedbugs make a resurgence

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First time since 1924 - A filly wins Preakness

A filly wins Preakness—first time since 1924In her first race against the boys, filly racehorse Rachel Alexandra beats Mine That Bird by a length.

A filly wins Preakness

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The Ultimate Money-Waster

$4,000 Xbox Shoes

All right, don't get the wrong idea. These so-called Xbox shoes are not affiliated in any way, shape, or form with Microsoft. And you'd think, for the price, the darn things would have a built-in remote or something. But noooooo.

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Octomom's Hospital Fined $250,000


Kaiser Permanente in Los Angeles, the hospital that delivered the octuplets of Nadya Suleman (AKA Octomom), has been fined $250,000, but not for participating in the highly criticized fertility treatments that ended up with Suleman having 8 more babies for a total of 14. No, it was for workers who pried into her medical records.

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College president catches heat for Obama invite

College president catches heat for Obama inviteThe man at the center of the storm over the president's Notre Dame speech remains confident in his decision, friends say.

Obama invite

New Lincoln penny a hot item

New Lincoln penny a hot itemOne collector even hired people to help him snag rolls of the new coin.

New Lincoln penny

Did You Know ...

You know of course the Preakness Stakes are run today, but did you know it was also National Sea Monkey Day?

Vietnam Vet dies in Iraq

Army Maj. Steven Hutchison fought battles in the jungles of Vietnam. Then he fought an epic battle on the home front. And at age 60, he still wasn't done fighting for his country.
Maj. Steven Hutchison served 22 years in his first Army stint, then returned at age 57. He died Sunday.

Maj. Steven Hutchison served 22 years in his first Army stint, then returned at age 57. He died Sunday.

The battle ended for Hutchison on Sunday. He died in Basra, Iraq, of wounds from a roadside bomb in Al Farr. He is the oldest U.S. service member to die in Iraq or Afghanistan.

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Homegrown jobs that will stay put

Homegrown jobs that will stay putThese outsource-proof jobs pay as much as six figures and are expected to grow.

Homegrown jobs that will stay put

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Saturday Jam

In today's Saturday Jam, we have:

Veteran Of The Psychic WarsBlue Oyster Cult
Burnin' For YouBlue Oyster Cult
Joan CrawfordBlue Oyster Cult
Of course you can't have a Cult jam without:
Don't Fear The ReaperBlue Oyster Cult
and
GodzillaBlue Oyster Cult

President Obama's Weekly Address

Remarks of President Barack Obama
Weekly Address
Saturday, May 16, 2009


Good morning. Over the past few months, as we have put in place a plan to speed our economic recovery, I have spoken repeatedly of the need to lay a new foundation for lasting prosperity; a foundation that will support good jobs and rising incomes; a foundation for economic growth where we no longer rely on excessive debt and reckless risk – but instead on skilled workers and sound investments to lead the world in the industries of the 21st century.

Two pillars of this new foundation are clean energy and health care. And while there remains a great deal of difficult work ahead, I am heartened by what we have seen these past few days: a willingness of those with different points of view and disparate interests to come together around common goals – to embrace a shared sense of responsibility and make historic progress.

Chairman Henry Waxman and members of the Energy and Commerce Committee brought together stakeholders from all corners of the country – and every sector of our economy – to reach an historic agreement on comprehensive energy legislation. It’s another promising sign of progress, as longtime opponents are sitting together, at the same table, to help solve one of America’s most serious challenges.

For the first time, utility companies and corporate leaders are joining, not opposing, environmental advocates and labor leaders to create a new system of clean energy initiatives that will help unleash a new era of growth and prosperity.

It’s a plan that will finally reduce our dangerous dependence on foreign oil and cap the carbon pollution that threatens our health and our climate. Most important, it’s a plan that will trigger the creation of millions of new jobs for Americans, who will produce the wind turbines and solar panels and develop the alternative fuels to power the future. Because this we know: the nation that leads in 21st century clean energy is the nation that will lead the 21st century global economy. America can and must be that nation – and this agreement is a major step toward this goal.

But we know that our families, our economy, and our nation itself will not succeed in the 21st century if we continue to be held down by the weight of rapidly rising health care costs and a broken health care system. That’s why I met with representatives of insurance and drug companies, doctors and hospitals, and labor unions who are pledging to do their part to reduce health care costs. These are some of the groups who have been among the fiercest critics of past comprehensive health care reform plans. But today they too are recognizing that we must act. Our businesses will not be able to compete; our families will not be able to save or spend; our budgets will remain unsustainable unless we get health care costs under control.

These groups have pledged to do their part to reduce the annual health care spending growth rate by 1.5 percentage points. Coupled with comprehensive reform, their efforts could help to save our nation more than $2 trillion in the next ten years – and save hardworking families $2,500 each in the coming years.

This week, I also invited Speaker of House Nancy Pelosi, Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, and other congressional leaders to the White House to discuss comprehensive health reform legislation. The House is working to pass a bill by the end of July – before they head out for their August recess. That’s the kind of urgency and determination we need to achieve comprehensive reform by the end of this year. And the reductions in spending the health care community has pledged will help make this reform possible.

I have always believed that it is better to talk than not to talk; that it is far more productive to reach over a divide than to shake your fist across it. This has been an alien notion in Washington for far too long, but we are seeing that the ways of Washington are beginning to change. For the calling of this moment is too loud and too urgent to ignore. Our success as a nation – the future of our children and grandchildren – depends upon our willingness to cast aside old arguments, overcome stubborn divisions, and march forward as one people and one nation.

This is how progress has always been made. This is how a new foundation will be built. We cannot assume that interests will always align, or that fragile partnerships will not fray. There will be setbacks. There will be difficult days. But we are off to a good start. And I am confident that we will – in the weeks, months, and years ahead – build on what we have already achieved and lay this foundation which will not only bring about prosperity for this generation, but for generations to come.

Thanks so much.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Cebu, Cebu City, Philippines
Mendoza, Mendoza, Argentina
Puebla, Puebla, Mexico
Chatham, England, United Kingdom
Schoos, Schoos, Luxembourg
Manila, Manila, Philippines
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Helsinki, Southern Finland, Finland
Thessalonki, Thessalonki, Greece
New Delhi, Delhi, India
Wolfsburg, Neidersachsen, Germany
Jinan, Shandong, China
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Nepean, Ontario, Canada
Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires, Argentina
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Leiden, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Seoul, Seoul-T'ukpyolsi, Republic of Korea
Bristol, England, United Kingdom
Landerneau, Bretagne, France
Saint Catherines, Ontario, Canada
Vienna, Wien, Austria
Pune, Maharashtra, India
Capalba, Queensland, Australia

as well as Serbia and Montenegro, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your engine is all revved up, but there's really no place for you to go today.
All of your projects are moving forward nicely, and the people in your life are doing fine -- there will be no dramas and no frantic phone calls from people begging for your sage advice.
So what should you do with all of your energy?
Spend it on yourself!
This is a great day to go off on your own and do whatever makes you feel connected to the world.
Take an afternoon nap.

All Right!