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Sunday, May 31, 2009

It was twenty years ago today ...

Tiananmen 20 years after






20 years on: Memories of Tiananmen

Hong Kong protest over Tiananmen

China's Tiananmen generation speaks

Urinals Among Top Memorabilia Requests

An executive involved in the sale of pieces of the old Yankee Stadium says urinals are a hot commodity for those seeking New York Yankees mementos.

Urinals Among Top Memorabilia Requests

I have always said Yankees fans were strange (to be polite about it).

Texting While Driving is as Dangerous as Drunk Driving

This one of those 'Like, Duh!' stories:

A recent study found drivers who use their cell phones behind the wheel perform just as poorly as legally drunk drivers.

Whip it

Devo

Dying Man Bets on Own Life and Wins

The phrase "you bet your life" has taken on new meaning for 59-year-old Jon Matthews.

Dying Man Bets on Own Life and Wins

New passport rules begin Monday

New passport rules begin Monday

Travel from the U.S. to Canada or Mexico will require more identification as tighter security measures take effect.

New passport rules

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Perks and pitfalls of taking a nap

Perks and pitfalls of taking a napAs little as three minutes of snoozing can rejuvenate, but a chronic nap craving can signal a bigger sleep problem.

Perks and pitfalls of taking a nap

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California lab unveils 'super laser'

California lab unveils 'super laser'

A U.S. weapons lab, with the help of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, shows off a powerful new laser that can burn as hot as a star.

'Super laser'

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And I Quote

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.

~ Bill Maher

Interesting thing about Lobsters ...

A 1 & 1/4 pound Lobster is 7 to 9 years old.
If a Lobster looses an eye he grows a new one.

Senior Bowlers Thwart Teen Thief

A teenage would-be thief who tried to swipe two women's purses got a surprise when he was thwarted by a group of senior citizen bowlers.

Terrorists struck in America this morning

The anti-abortionist lunatics have murdered an American based on their misguided and misbegotten extremist religious views.
George Tiller, the Wichita doctor at the center in the debate over abortion, was shot to death this morning as he walked into church services.

More here

Policeman Fights Paramedics With Patient In Ambulance

Here's how our friends down under view this 'incident' (and I dare say so does most of the world - hold the same opinion as well that is).

brown shirts Policeman Fights Paramedics With Patient In AmbulanceIN America, they give the idiots - the really dangerous idiots - a gun and a brown shirt. Yeah just like the Nazis.

Oklahoma’s Tulsa World newspaper reports on a fight between a brown-shirted highway patrol officer, who has pulled over an ambulance that was racing a patient to hospital, and the paramedic.

The ambulance did not have a siren on. The copper did.

Having issued a “failure to yield” citation to the ambulance driver, the man in the brown shirt was further upset when he believed one of the paramedics flipped him the finger.

The brown shirt then insists one of the paramedics wait in his car. He then tries to handcuff the paramedic, which results in a fight.

The patient’s husband films it all. And then the man in the brown shirt lets the ambulance go.

And the really amazing thing is - get this - the coppers never shot the man in the face nor tasered him in the neck and heart. How’s that for restraint!

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One thing to point out - there is no legal standing for the police to issue a 'failure to yield' citation to an ambulance driver even if the police have their lights on. There is however a law that makes what the police did criminal because they 'hindered an emergency medical worker in the performance of his duties'.

All vehicles must yeild to emergency vehicles even other emergency vehicles - but there is a hiearchy to the yielding and the police are at the bottom of that hiearchy and therefore must yield to other emergency vehicles - especially ambulances.

Did you know ...

A watermelon is a vegetable and not a fruit.
A tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable.

Kindness works every time

This is a concept the repugicans will never know about - it runs contrary to the inner core nature.

It was the power of cookies - or rather the power of kindness behind the cookies that 'broke' torture victim Abu Jandal and yielded actual truthful and useful information about bin Laden.
Ali Soufan, a former fbi interrogator, says that Osama bin Laden's bodyguard, Abu Jandal, talked about the 9/11 attack only after he was given sugar free cookies. Jandal is diabetic and was unable to eat the regular cookies given to him with his tea. noticing this, Soufan offered the suspect sugar-free cookies at their next meeting. Soufan says it was this act of kindness, not rougher methods, that opened up a dialogue between the two. "we had showed him respect, and we had done this nice thing for him. so he started talking to us instead of giving us lectures," soufan said.
More here

Hooked On Facts

Today's six facts are:

Mushrooms are more closely related to humans and animals than they are to other plants.
A 100 pound person on Earth would weigh 38 pounds on Mars.
Fine-grained Volcanic ash can be found as an ingredient in some toothpastes.
Some toothpastes and deodorants contain the same chemicals found in antifreeze.
Tablecloths were originally meant to serve as a towel with which guest could wipe their hands and face after dinner.
A fully loaded supertanker traveling at normal speed takes at least twenty minutes to stop.

Today's Bonus Fact:
Coca Cola's 'Super Pure' Dasani bottled water is just filled with filtered tap water.

Small dogs scare off cougar

A cougar picked the wrong little dogs for a fight. Chiquita the Chihuahua and Rosie the border terrier chased off the cougar.

Science News

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Headlines

Headlines for today:

Woman Fatally Stabs Father After Dinner Roll Argument

Prosecutors say a woman in a Detroit suburb has been accused of fatally stabbing her father after an argument over a dinner roll.

Oregon man, 92, promoted to admiral in Polish navy

He achieved the rank of lieutenant commander while serving 5 1/2 years during World War II, chasing German U-boats and protecting troops on D-Day in 1944.

Giant Hairy Cow-Eating Pig Shot In Australia

giant pig Giant Hairy Cow Eating Pig Shot In Australia This is a picture of a 220kg giant feral pig shot on a Pilbara cattle station after it was spotted eating a cow.


Ok, now you decide is this a hoax or not?

Where was Obama's 'Gramps' on D-Day?

Where was Obama's 'Gramps' on D-Day?

Stanley Dunham's war years have been shrouded in mystery — until now.

'Gramps' on D-Day?

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Lituus

From BBC-Science:
Lituus being played (EPSRC)
New software has enabled researchers to recreate a long forgotten musical instrument called the Lituus.

Professor hopes to decipher ancient scrolls

A University of Kentucky scientist is attempting to read a 2,000-year-old scroll without even unrolling the fragile papyrus document found near Italy's Mount Vesuvius.

Ancient scrolls

Daily Alamanac

Today is Sunday, May 31, the 151st day of 2009 with 214 to follow. The moon is waxing ...

The Almanac - May 31

Comes a time

Neil Young

Poison Sno-Cones Sicken Zoo Patrons

Blue sno-cones are out at the Sedgwick County Zoo in Wichita, KS. Why? A mistake having to do with a cleaning solution that looked just as blue as the blue sno-cone solution, with the result being that several people were sickened (and not just blue in the face).

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Man Calls 911 Because Orange Juice Missing from McDonald's Order

"A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine."

Remember those old Anita Bryant Florida orange juice commercials? OK, OK, I know, but I do, and perhaps this Oregon McDonald's patron did too, and felt a missing OJ from his order was enough reason to call 911.

Serena WIlliams says opponent cheated

Serena WIlliams says opponent cheated

Williams accuses an opponent of not playing by the rules at the French Open — and TV replays seem to back her claims.

Serena WIlliams says opponent cheated

Obama's 'night on the town', oh how the repugicans hated it

GOP slams Obama's 'night on the town'

President Obama takes his wife Michelle to New York, and the repugicans takes offense.

Obama's 'night on the town'

Hell, they're nothing more than just an offense against humanity themselves - not to mention pedophiles and otherwise assorted perverts - so who cares what they think, much less find 'offensive'!

10 things gas stations won't tell you

10 things gas stations won't tell you

Using inaccurate pumps, imposing debit-card fees, and selling gas refined by the competition are among the hidden truths about gas stations.

10 things gas stations won't tell you

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Suite: Judy Blue Eyes

Crosby, Stills and Nash at Woodstock (the original one)

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Today's horoscope says:

There are lots of small details to wrangle today, but you will flourish under the pressure and leave people impressed with your abilities!
It's an excellent day for planning and finding facts, so you might want to sit yourself in front of the computer for a while.
It's exciting knowing that all of the answers you need are right at your fingertips, and your brain is ready to soak them all in.
You'll have a blast and time will fly by.

Awesome!