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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Minnesota Zoo Goes Smokeless, Even Outside

The lions, tigers and bears will soon be smoke-free -- at the Minnesota Zoo. The zoo south of the Twin Cities is banning outdoor smoking beginning Saturday.

Good!

Minnesota Zoo Goes Smokeless, Even Outside

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Do bow and arrow predate modern humans?

Stone blades that date back as far as 100,000 years make effective arrow tips, researchers find.

Do bow and arrow predate modern humans?

Health clues found in Big Tobacco's files

Secret research by the tobacco industry designed to pump up sales to "social smokers" is being used to plan anti-smoking strategies.

Health clues found in Big Tobacco's files

Why some monkeys are better liars

Yes, this includes the repugicans.

Some monkeys use deceit to fool other group members, and the ability varies from species to species – now researchers think they know why.

Why some monkeys are better liars

Giant sperm stretch back millions of years

Tiny shrimp have been pumping out gigantic sperm cells for millions of years (Image: Renate Matzke-Karasz)

Gigantic reproductive cells many times longer than the minute animals that produce them existed way back in the geological record, scans show.

Giant sperm stretch back millions of years

66 pound fisherman lands 53 pound fish

It was the struggle of his lifetime, but when it was over, an eight-year-old Clark County boy had quite a fish tale to tell after reeling in a 53 pound catch.

66 pound fisherman lands 53 pound fish

Cowboy uses lariat to rescue boy in well

This is also from Arkansas ...

It was a cowboy to the rescue when a 7-year-old boy fell into an abandoned water well in southwest Arkansas.

Cowboy uses lariat to rescue boy in well

Woman faces charges after stabbing husband in eye

You knew this was in Arkansas, right!?

An Arkansas woman faces first-degree battery charges after partially blinding her husband when she stabbed him in the eye.

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Olive in Your Cocktail?

Try a Toad Instead

Despite the name, no one’s ever found a filet mignon in a bottle of Beefeater gin. Likewise, you can swig Wild Turkey all day and never run the risk of choking on a wishbone. In fact, it’s fair to say that when it comes to meat content, North American beverages are a little on the paltry side.

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Stand By Me

John Lennon

Mother fights off cougar to save daughter

Using nothing but her quick wit and bare hands, a Canadian mother fought off a cougar that had pinned down her three-year-old daughter in a forest north of Vancouver, police say.

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Teen survives 80-foot fall

A teen who fell 80 feet while trying to get a snapshot of his family at a North Carolina waterfall appeared to have only cuts and bruises, rescue workers say.

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Animal News

A Missouri airport has unveiled its latest luxury amenity -- a pair of rest stops for dogs on the go who have to "go."

Wayward cows decide to abandon Massachusetts farm and walk at least 5 miles to New Hampshire

Two wayward cows decided to abandon their Massachusetts farm and walk at least five miles into New Hampshire, generating 911 calls from drivers.



Pensioners battered to a pulp by four men for clipping another car's mirror

Beryl Bell, 66, was left with two black eyes after she and her husband were set upon by four men in a brutal road rage attack.

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Ways to be a good neighbor

5 ways to be a good neighbor

Keeping the peace is a two-way street, but these simple tips can help make it easier.

5 ways to be a good neighbor

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Rabbit of Seville

Bugs Bunny does Opera.

Proof of ancient lake on Mars

Proof of ancient lake on Mars

Photos from the planet's surface show definitive evidence that a body of water once existed.

Proof of ancient lake on Mars

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Best fast-food meals for under 500 calories

Best fast-food meals for under 500 calories

These picks at popular restaurants are lighter on calories but still satisfying.

Best fast-food meals for under 500 calories

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Pilot dies during trans-Atlantic flight

The FAA says a Continental Airlines flight carrying 274 passengers landed safely in New Jersey after the pilot died mid-flight.

Pilot dies during trans-Atlantic flight

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Miley Cyrus surprises fans with impromptu show

Miley Cyrus surprises fans with impromptu show

Diners at a beach side seafood restaurant got an extra treat when the teen borrowed a guitar and started singing.

Miley Cyrus surprises fans with impromptu show

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North Korea eyes missile launch

North Korea eyes missile launch — report

The Communist regime may fire a long-range ballistic missile toward Hawaii in early July, according to a Japanese news report.

North Korea eyes missile launch

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Daily Funny

What's a accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

Daily Almanac

Today is Thursday, June 18, the 169th day of 2009.

There are 196 days left in the year.

Today In History June 18

I Don't Care Anymore

Phil Collins

Strange Habits of Video Gamers

Play video games long enough and you'll develop strange habits that go beyond picking your nose during cut scenes. From collecting stickers to smelling plastic, the following idiosyncrasies add another layer of weird to the average gamer.

Strange Habits of Video Gamers

What goes up must not always come down?

Rumors have it that there exists a "Gravity Hill' in Washington state where cars roll uphill.

Mom crusades against cupcakes in school

Some say a New York mother's zero-tolerance policy against Girl Scout cookies and other goodies has gone too far.

Mom crusades against cupcakes in school

$6,000 plasma TV among summer's hottest gadgets

$6,000 plasma TV among summer's hottest gadgets

This pricey TV is among the highly anticipated devices that are now rolling out to stores nationwide.

$6,000 plasma TV among summer's hottest gadgets

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Unusual Holidays and Celebration

Today is Recess At Work Day.

Old Microbe

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The Kansas Underground Salt Museum would be a curious site all by itself. Sixty-five stories below the ground of Hutchinson, Kansas sits a massive salt mine with salt veins stretching from Kansas all the way to New Mexico, and comes complete with an underground salt museum and tram tour. There is, however, an even more unusual thing to this site. What might be the world's oldest organism was reanimated from the salty walls of this mine.

Deep in the mine, within a pocket of salt water trapped in a 250 million-year-old salt crystal, two biologists and a geologist discovered the 2-9-3 virgibacillus bacteria. This would be unremarkable save for the fact that this bacteria was 100 million years older than the dinosaurs... and it was still alive.

Bacteria have the ability to go into a kind of semi-permanent hibernation, but survival for this long was unheard of. After lying dormant in the salt crystal for 250 million years, the scientists added fresh nutrients and a new salt solution, and the ancient bacteria "re-animated."

Dr. Russell Vreeland, one of the biologists who found the bacteria, pointed out that bacteria can survive the forces acceleration via rubble thrown into space via a meteor impact. If it is possible for a bacteria to survive being off the planet and to stay alive within a salt chunk for 250 million years, then in a sort of "reverse-exogenesis" it may be possible that earth's own microbes are already out there.

"When man goes to the stars, our microbes will be waiting for us," Vreeland said.

Today the antiquity of the bacteria is still being tested. For a great roundup of the objections to and data backing up the bacteria try here at American Scientist.

States looking to hit residents with big tax hikes

States looking to hit residents with big tax hikes

State legislators faced with budget shortfalls and sharply lower revenue are looking to residents to bail them out.

States looking to hit residents with big tax hikes

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Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Peterborough, Ontario, Canada
London, England, United Kingdom
Kiev, Kyyiv, Ukraine
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Islamabad, Islamabad, Pakistan
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Seoul, Seoul-T'ukpyolsi, Korea
Helsinki, Southern Finland, Finland
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom
London, Ontario, Canada
Ho Chi Minh City, Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam
London, England, United Kingdom
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Purmerend, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Santa Cruz De Tenerife, Canarias, Spain

as well as Germany, Wales, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Regardless of the time spent together, there are ups and downs in every relationship.
You, of course, know that.
You understand the importance of time spent, so you're less likely than most to leave a relationship when times are tough.
Now, then, when times are anything but tough, you're also more likely to express your gratitude and appreciation in a wonderful, thoughtful yet practical way.
Just don't be too practical.
A nice long hug can't be priced, but it also can't be bought.

That will work.