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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Tuesday, June 23, 2009

One Liner

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

Hurricane Andres brushes Mexico, kills 1

Hurricane Andres brushes Mexico, kills 1

The first hurricane of the Pacific season picks up speed as it churns Northwest.

Hurricane Andres

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And I Quote

Since Obama has taken the oath we have witnessed:
a) Hezbollah lose a shoo-in election in Lebanon,

b) Pakistan begin serious efforts to control the Taliban and al Qaeda elements inside its borders,
c) Netanyahu of Israel mumble support about a two state solution and rethink settlements and,
d) A major awakening of the Iranian citizenry against the heavy-handedness of the mullahs. What hasn't changed?
The simple-minded thuggery of the Right when it comes to foreign policy has been replaced by common sense.

~ Carl Owen,

Iran soccer players may be quitting team after backing opposition

Several Tehran papers have reported that some Iranian soccer players are retiring from the national team, fueling speculation the departure was related to green bands the players wore in support of the country's opposition movement.

Iran soccer players may be quitting team after backing opposition

In the News ...

Milwaukee man accused of driving drunk on a highway in a golf cart

A South Milwaukee man was accused of driving drunk after trying to use a golf cart to drive home nearly 40 miles away from the golf course where he had been drinking beer.

Massachusetts man arrested after allegedly placing an ad on Craigslist selling marijuana

A man has been arrested after he allegedly placed an advertisement on Craigslist selling marijuana.

Pot-smoking mailman busted for burning mail he was too lazy to deliver

A pot-smoking British postal carrier has pleaded guilty to burning mail after he said the weed made him too lazy to deliver it.

Full Story

Tattooed teen admits lying

A Belgian teenager who had threatened to sue a tattoo artist who left her with 56 stars on her face has admitted she was lying.

Kimberley Vlaminck
Tattooed girl Kimberley Vlaminck admits she lied because her father was furious

Botox 'could be the cure for baldness'

Dr. Simon Ourian, a cosmetic surgeon based in Beverly Hills, California, claimed that he stumbled upon its unexpected powers by accident while treating his mother who was suffering from migraines after having chemotherapy which had made her hair fall out.

Full Story

Mother and son accused of killing her cancer-stricken husband

A mother and her son have gone on trial accused of killing her cancer-stricken husband to avoid paying the cost of his medical treatment.

Full Story

Duel

Bond

Inmate left in feces nearly dies

An Arkansas prisoner nearly died after guards left him lying naked in his own feces, and while investigating the incident corrections officials found that guards received lap dances while on the job.

Full Story

Indonesian elephant fossil opens window to past

Indonesian scientists are reconstructing the largest, most complete skeleton of a prehistoric giant elephant ever found in the tropics, a finding that may offer new clues into the largely mysterious origins of its modern Asian cousin.

Full Story

Syphilis Remains Health Concern

This week is National HIV Testing week, but syphilis continues to be a public health problem.

Syphilis

Train in D.C. crash was flagged for phaseout

The subway train that ran into another train was part of a fleet officials had issued warnings about in 2006, an investigator says.

Flagged for phaseout

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Funky food facts explained

Funky food facts explained

What gives Jell-O its wiggle and how do popcorn kernels actually explode?

Funky food facts

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Obama toughens stance on Iran violence

Obama toughens stance on Iran violence

The president says he is "appalled and outraged" at Iran's efforts to crush dissent, and fires back at GOP critics who have called him timid.

Obama toughens stance on Iran violence

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Work begins on world's deepest underground lab

Work begins on world's deepest underground lab

Underneath the Black Hills of South Dakota — the depth equivalent to more than six Empire State buildings — a unique project is under way.

World's deepest underground lab

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Surfer pulls off incredible trick on wave

Surfer pulls off incredible trick on wave

A 21-year-old South African surfer amazes with this unprecedented high-flying surfing move.

Surfer

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Ways to make money working at home

10 ways to make money working at home

Realize your undiscovered earning potential with ideas for jobs you can do from home.

10 ways to make money working at home

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Unexpected health benefits of common herbs

Unexpected health benefits of common herbs

Flavorful herbs like mint, rosemary, and cilantro also offer some lesser-known healing properties.

Unexpected health benefits of common herbs

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Taliban commander shot dead in northwest Pakistan

A Taliban faction leader who criticized the militant group's Pakistani head over attacks that killed civilians was fatally shot Tuesday, reportedly by one of his own guards.

Taliban commander shot dead

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is Let It Go Day.

And I Quote

If an American is to amount to anything he must rely upon himself, and not upon the State; he must take pride in his own work, instead of sitting idle to envy the luck of others. He must face life with resolute courage, win victory if he can, and accept defeat if he must, without seeking to place on his fellow man a responsibility which is not theirs.

~ Theodore Roosevelt

Tropical Storm Andres strengthens off Mexico

A strengthening Tropical Storm Andres roared toward Mexico's Pacific coast Monday, prompting emergency preparations for a storm that forecasters predicted would become the season's first hurricane.

Tropical Storm Andres strengthens off Mexico

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools: The Faux News edition

Faux's Brick wants everyone to rest assured he's not a complete nutcase
We're assured all right - that he is a complete nutcase.

Faux's Brick says the government has "destroyed" Sarah Palin, Gerald Walpin,
Joe the Plumber (who's not a plumber) ...
Wrong, you cannot "destroy" what never 'existed' in the first place.

Faux caught with its pants down on ABC attacks
(Snicker)Comeuppance served.

Dimbulb Spews

Dimbulb Spews ...

Dimbulb bleats that with digitized health records, "man-child" Obama will be able to "blackmail you" and "deny you treatment"

Yep, and the flying monkeys from OZ are coming to take him away too.
(well, one can dream, can't they)

Wing Nuttery Exposed

Daily Almanac

Today is Tuesday, June 23, the 174th day of 2009.

Today in History, June 23rd.

World 'Appalled' By Iran Violence

President Barack Obama on Tuesday declared the United States and the entire world are "appalled and outraged" by Iran's violent efforts to crush dissent, a clear toughening of his rhetoric as Republican critics at home pound him for being too passive.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Vienna, Wien, Austria
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Dordrecht, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
Kungsbacka, Hallands Lan, Sweden
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Mexico City, Distrito Federal, Mexico
London, England, United Kingdom
Brussels, Brussels Hoofstedelijk Gewest, Belgium
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Luton, England, United Kingdom
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland

as well as Antigua and Barbuda, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Sometimes you can get so caught up in demanding what you want that you could miss something just as good that's right under your nose.
In other words -- sometimes you shake a tree and ask the universe to send you apples right now, but instead you get oranges a week or two later.
And really, aren't both fruits equally as juicy and delicious?
So relax a little.
Go ahead and make your requests to the universe.
Go out and shake a few trees.
And prepare to be delighted by a few surprises.

Sounds like a plan to me.