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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Hurricane Andres brushes Mexico, kills 1
The first hurricane of the Pacific season picks up speed as it churns Northwest.
Hurricane Andres
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And I Quote
a) Hezbollah lose a shoo-in election in Lebanon,
b) Pakistan begin serious efforts to control the Taliban and al Qaeda elements inside its borders,
c) Netanyahu of Israel mumble support about a two state solution and rethink settlements and,
d) A major awakening of the Iranian citizenry against the heavy-handedness of the mullahs. What hasn't changed?
The simple-minded thuggery of the Right when it comes to foreign policy has been replaced by common sense.
Iran soccer players may be quitting team after backing opposition
Iran soccer players may be quitting team after backing opposition
In the News ...
Milwaukee man accused of driving drunk on a highway in a golf cart
Massachusetts man arrested after allegedly placing an ad on Craigslist selling marijuana
Pot-smoking mailman busted for burning mail he was too lazy to deliver
A pot-smoking British postal carrier has pleaded guilty to burning mail after he said the weed made him too lazy to deliver it.
Tattooed teen admits lying
A Belgian teenager who had threatened to sue a tattoo artist who left her with 56 stars on her face has admitted she was lying.
Botox 'could be the cure for baldness'
Dr. Simon Ourian, a cosmetic surgeon based in Beverly Hills, California, claimed that he stumbled upon its unexpected powers by accident while treating his mother who was suffering from migraines after having chemotherapy which had made her hair fall out.
Mother and son accused of killing her cancer-stricken husband
A mother and her son have gone on trial accused of killing her cancer-stricken husband to avoid paying the cost of his medical treatment.
Inmate left in feces nearly dies
An Arkansas prisoner nearly died after guards left him lying naked in his own feces, and while investigating the incident corrections officials found that guards received lap dances while on the job.
Indonesian elephant fossil opens window to past
Indonesian scientists are reconstructing the largest, most complete skeleton of a prehistoric giant elephant ever found in the tropics, a finding that may offer new clues into the largely mysterious origins of its modern Asian cousin.
Syphilis Remains Health Concern
Syphilis
Train in D.C. crash was flagged for phaseout
The subway train that ran into another train was part of a fleet officials had issued warnings about in 2006, an investigator says.
Flagged for phaseout
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Funky food facts explained
Obama toughens stance on Iran violence
The president says he is "appalled and outraged" at Iran's efforts to crush dissent, and fires back at GOP critics who have called him timid.
Obama toughens stance on Iran violence
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Work begins on world's deepest underground lab
Underneath the Black Hills of South Dakota — the depth equivalent to more than six Empire State buildings — a unique project is under way.
World's deepest underground lab
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Surfer pulls off incredible trick on wave
A 21-year-old South African surfer amazes with this unprecedented high-flying surfing move.
Surfer
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Ways to make money working at home
Realize your undiscovered earning potential with ideas for jobs you can do from home.
10 ways to make money working at home
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Unexpected health benefits of common herbs
Flavorful herbs like mint, rosemary, and cilantro also offer some lesser-known healing properties.
Unexpected health benefits of common herbs
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Taliban commander shot dead in northwest Pakistan
Taliban commander shot dead
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Tropical Storm Andres strengthens off Mexico
Tropical Storm Andres strengthens off Mexico
Liars and Fools
Faux's Brick wants everyone to rest assured he's not a complete nutcase
We're assured all right - that he is a complete nutcase.
Faux's Brick says the government has "destroyed" Sarah Palin, Gerald Walpin,
Joe the Plumber (who's not a plumber) ...
Wrong, you cannot "destroy" what never 'existed' in the first place.
Faux caught with its pants down on ABC attacks
(Snicker)Comeuppance served.
Dimbulb Spews
Dimbulb bleats that with digitized health records, "man-child" Obama will be able to "blackmail you" and "deny you treatment"
Yep, and the flying monkeys from OZ are coming to take him away too.
(well, one can dream, can't they)
World 'Appalled' By Iran Violence
President Barack Obama on Tuesday declared the United States and the entire world are "appalled and outraged" by Iran's violent efforts to crush dissent, a clear toughening of his rhetoric as Republican critics at home pound him for being too passive.
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Daily Horoscope
Sometimes you can get so caught up in demanding what you want that you could miss something just as good that's right under your nose.
In other words -- sometimes you shake a tree and ask the universe to send you apples right now, but instead you get oranges a week or two later.
And really, aren't both fruits equally as juicy and delicious?
So relax a little.
Go ahead and make your requests to the universe.
Go out and shake a few trees.
And prepare to be delighted by a few surprises.
Sounds like a plan to me.