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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Shootout at the Burger King 'Corral'

In a scene scripted for a bad 'B' movie - but happened in reality:

Police said a man wearing a ski mask walked into the store at Biscayne Boulevard and 54th Street and demanded money from a clerk.

A customer, who has a concealed weapons permit, pulled a gun, said Officer Jeff Giordano, a Miami police spokesman.

The customer and robber exchanged fire.

The robber was shot dead at the scene.

One dead and one injured in Miami Burger King shooting

Madoff Assets Pass $1 Billion Mark

More than $1 billion in assets from Bernard Madoff's businesses have been found, a lawyer for the trustee trying to recover money for jilted investors said Monday.

$75 Million in Madoff Assets Found in Gibraltar

Insurers offer to stop charging sick people more

The health insurance industry offered Tuesday for the first time to curb its controversial practice of charging higher premiums to people with a history of medical problems.

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Fractured Fairy Tales


Red's Riding Hoods

Deputy Accused of Writing Ticket While Man's Mother Dies in Car

A Tennessee man who was rushing his 83 year-old mother to a hospital says a sheriff's deputy stopped him for an expired tag and wrote up the ticket while the man's mother died in the back seat.

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The deputy should be publicly horsewhipped for this - he could have followed the man to the hospital and written his ticket there or like most deputies I know, he could have escorted the man to the hospital with lights flashing, got them checked into the hospital and then worried about writing a ticket!

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New Hampshire police net alleged shrimp shoplifter

It appears that shrimp was his weakness.

Police said a man wanted for crimes in two states was identified as a suspect in the disappearance of frozen shrimp from the same supermarket four times this month valued at over $500.

On Monday, managers at the Market Basket confronted a 46-year-old man, telling police he was attempting to take more shrimp and that he pushed a manager to try to get away.

Police took the man into custody.

He was arrested on charges of shoplifting, simple assault and being a fugitive from justice. He was arraigned and held on $100,000 bail.

Police said the man was wanted in Oklahoma on a charge of drug trafficking and in Massachusetts on a larceny charge.

Guard fired after locking new hire in with inmate

A western Pennsylvania county prison guard has been fired over a prank in which a new guard was locked in a cell with an inmate involved in a police shootout.

Blair County officials didn't release the guards' names, but confirmed the incident after The Altoona Mirror received an anonymous report.

The report said the new guard was locked with the inmate for 20 minutes by a guard who wanted to see what the new hire was made of.

The inmate, accused of shooting at Altoona police in November, filed a complaint with the NAACP.

But Blair County Commissioner Terry Tomassetti said the new hire was the target, not the inmate.

Tomassetti says it was "just picking on a new employee," but still serious, and officials don't want it to happen again.

Romantic teen seeks prom date, gets cops instead

A South Carolina teen's romantic gesture has won him the attention of police and environmental officers.

Authorities told The Island Packet of Hilton Head that the 18-year-old man was caught spray painting the word "prom" on the beach near the home Sunday of the young lady he wanted to take to the dance.

A neighbor had called police.

Deputies made the teen clean the area, but did not file any charges.

The spray paint cans were sent to environmental officials to see if the chemicals pose any harm to the beach.

Department of Health and Environmental Control spokesman Thom Berry said it is impossible to determine if the agency will fine the teen until the cans are analyzed.

No word on whether she said yes.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Martian Dunes and the Shadow of Opportunity See Explanation.  Clicking on the picture will download  the highest resolution version available.

Sagas reveal Vikings were 'first oceanographers'

Norse pioneers chose where to settle by following signs from the god Thor, but the practice was based on sound science too (Image: Bridgeman Art Library/Getty)

Norse pioneers chose where to settle by following signs from the god Thor, but the practice was based on sound science too (Image: Bridgeman Art Library/Getty)

Old Kveldulf knew it was time to get out of Norway. He had pushed his luck by refusing to swear allegiance to Harald Tanglehair - a king not to be trifled with. When the king slew his son Thorolf, Kveldulf went berserk. He and his surviving son Skallagrim ambushed two of the king's emissaries, killing them and 50 companions, and fled to sea.
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Gorilla Diary

From BBC-Science:
Female gorilla feeding its infant (Image: Gorilla.cd) Rangers in Africa's oldest national park photograph a first-time mum with its new baby

Redoubt is being guarrelsome

New tremors at Alaska's Mount Redoubt are prompting speculation that the volcano could be in a phase that will lead to more instability.

The 10,200-foot volcano erupted six times Sunday and Monday, spewing clouds of gritty ash high into the sky.

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Tiny Dancer


Elton John

China calls for new global currency

From USA Today:

China is calling for a global currency to replace the dominant dollar, showing a growing assertiveness on revamping the world economy ahead of next week's London summit on the financial crisis.

Man sets neighbor's skateboard ramp on fire

Sheriff deputies in Florida said a man set a skateboard ramp on fire after he repeatedly asked his neighbors to remove it from the road near his home.

Komodo Dragons Maul Fruit-picker to Death

Yes, I know, this sounds like something out of a movie (and to be honest, there have been horror movies made about this sort of thing, one even starring Jill Hennessy of Law & Order and Crossing Jordan).

But it is reality.

A fruit picker in Indonesia was mauled to death when he fell from a tree into the waiting jaws of two Komodo dragons lying below.

Guilty pleas in boy's death and grill cremation

A Detroit couple accused of trying to cremate their slain 2-year-old son on a barbecue grill and then collecting his welfare benefits have pleaded guilty in a deal with prosecutors.

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Dwarf saved by pet Chihuahua

A Welsh dwarf who lost her way in the deep forest of Snowdonia near Dolwyddelan, North Wales, earlier this week is alive because of her pet Chihuahua, medics say.

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Jingle Jangle


The Archies
(original 1969 music video)

Make Huge Savings in Your Budget

With the economy not doing so well, many people are looking for ways to save money and get on more solid financial ground.

And while it’s great to cut out little things, such as lattes and Gucci bags, what most people need are big savings. You know, thousands of dollars in savings, not $50 a month.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

~ Mark Twain

Headlines

Headlines for March 24, 2009.

What Does an Egyptian Pharaoh Smell Like

She may have ruled like a man, but Egyptian queen Hatshepsut still preferred to smell like a lady.

The world may be able to get a whiff of that ancient royal scent when researchers complete their investigation into the perfume worn by Hatshepsut, the powerful pharaoh-queen who ruled over ancient Egypt for 20 years beginning around 1479 B.C.

Gregarious gangsters

A new fossil find suggests that young Triceratops dinosaurs were gregarious gangsters, not solitary types.
Triceratops skull
Mounted version of one of the juvenile Triceratops skulls from Hell Creek Formation in Montana.
Credit: enginestudio.org

Three juvenile Triceratops, a species thought to be solitary, died together in a flood and now have been found in a 66 million-year-old bone bed in Montana, lending more evidence to the idea that teen dinosaurs were gregarious gangsters.

Triceratops were ceratopsids, herbivorous dinosaurs that lived until the the very end of the Cretaceous Period. They have been found in enormous bone beds of multiple individuals, but all known Triceratops fossils up to now have been solitary individuals.

In fact, Triceratops is one of the best-known of all dinosaurs, with more than 50 total specimens discovered, so it looked pretty certain that they were anti-social and avoided hanging out with their own kind.

However, the new discovery of a jumble of at least three juveniles in the famous Hell Creek Formation suggests that the three-horned Triceratops were social, or at least the juveniles were, revealing something about their behavior — a feature that is notoriously hard to discern from fossils.

Blackboard Blogging

Seen this on several websites over the past week so I am adding it here.

From TreeHugger:

Liberia blackboard blogger
Image from AfriGadget

The “Daily News” is a blackboard on a major road in Monrovia, Liberia which is run by a fellow named Alfred Sirleaf. Everyday, he writes out the news in neat letters for those who can't afford newspapers, radio, or a generator to run a TV. Mr. Sirleaf might be considered an "analog blogger", and this is how he is changing the world one letter at a time.


What is, or could be so funny about this, is his 'analog blogging' could very well be the future of blogging if anything were to ever happen to the technology the rest of us use. It is a all but forgotten art in this "techno-age".

IKEA Goes Dark For Earth Hour (But Not In The USA)

In a typical show of greed over everything else ...

From TreeHugger:

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Some people are saying that Earth Hour is silly and doesn't save a watt; others say it has become too corporate. But in much of the world, corporations and individuals are taking it very seriously. In the UK, IKEA is turning off its signs, turning down its lighting and donating 10% of its revenue from CFL sales to the WWF. In Canada, IKEA is also turning down the lights, but also doing what some think is manifestly silly: Giving out 4,000 candles to all of its employees "so they can flick their lights off at home in safety."

Article continues: IKEA Goes Dark For Earth Hour (But Not In The USA)

Slate readers share their photographs of the economic crisis.

Readers over at Slate have submitted over 200 images thus far in a new project there: Photos about the recession.

You can see the photos by following the link below and find out how to submit your photos as well.

Home Atomic Energy Lab

The world of Science At Home from a by-gone era:
200903232108 Nice piece on the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab, from the early 1950s.
This was the most elaborate Atomic Energy educational set ever produced, but it was only only available from 1951 to 1952. Its relatively high price for the time ($50.00) and its sophistication were the explanation Gilbert gave for the set's short lifespan. Today, it is so highly prized by collectors that a complete set can go for more than 100 times the original price.

The set came with four types of uranium ore, a beta-alpha source (Pb-210), a pure beta source (Ru-106), a gamma source (Zn-65?), a spinthariscope, a cloud chamber with its own short-lived alpha source (Po-210), an electroscope, a geiger counter, a manual, a comic book (Dagwood Splits the Atom) and a government manual "Prospecting for Uranium."

Nothing like a little bit of self irradiation in the home, now is it?

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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn`t.

~ Erica Jong

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You can turn heads with your beautiful words today, so use your impressive creative writing skills whenever possible.

Can do.