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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Faux's idiot is at it again
Brick: Obama Has "a Deep-seated Hatred for White People"
Glenn Brick made a visit to Faux & Friends today.
On it, he made this statement, which makes absolutely no sense if you think about Barack Obama's family at all.
SC woman ticketed for riding stolen horse
SC woman ticketed for riding stolen horse
Healthy alternatives to junk food favorites
Tame your cravings for ice cream, chips, and cookies with these diet-friendly choices.
Healthy alternatives
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'Birther' congress-critters run from Huffington Post video reporter
Funny video of congress-critters running away from a Huffington Post reporter because they don't want to answer the question, "Is Barack Obama is an American?" If they say yes, they will offend their 'birther' wing-nut base. If they say no, they will be seen as 'birther' wing-nuts. So, they run.
Only one, Trent Franks of Arizona, gives a correct and clear answer, but even he can't help himself from suggesting that Obama is facilitating Jihad and turning America into a socialist state.Folks, this is what it has come to. The most powerful people in the world -- nationally elected legislators responsible for setting policy for the most powerful country on earth -- are lining up with cuckoo-bat-shit-crazy elements of the lunatic fringe.
And they have to. It's their base.
England's homogenized woods are bad for biodiversity
England's woods
Hotter weather fed growth of Incan empire
Incan empire
Is Pluto a planet after all?
Pluto
Comets, not asteroids, to blame for moon's scarred face
Comets, not asteroids, to blame for moon's scarred face
Nerve cells have natural resistance to HIV
Migrating red crabs driven by sugar rush
The molecular mechanism responsible for the spectacular march of the Christmas Island red crabs has been discovered.
Migrating red crabs
Science News
The 10 lost acts of Woodstock
The 10 lost acts of Woodstock
Atlantic beaches invaded by millions of smelly mussels and worms
The mussels were a foot deep in Margate, New Jersey at the Washington Avenue beach Sunday and "millions" washed up in Ventnor near Newport Avenue, moving people back from the water's edge.
Atlantic beaches invaded by millions of smelly mussels and worms
Snakes In My Pants Made Me Crash
Police say two pet baby snakes escaped from a 20-year-old man's pants pockets as he was driving, leading to a car crash in Hartford, Connecticut.
Communist Dictatorship Crumbles before Hamburger Threat
In yet another demonstration of his love for the people of North Korea, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il has decided to expand the list of foods they will never get a chance to enjoy.
What teachers want parents to know
Educators share their secrets to ensuring kids' success in the classroom.
What teachers want parents to know
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Senate panel approves Sotomayor
The Judiciary Committee advances Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor to the full Senate for a vote.
Senate panel approves Sotomayor
Liars and Fools
Faux News asks if Obama health plan puts us "one step closer to the United Socialist States of America"
One step further away from the Socialist state the shrub tried to force upon us, actually.
When are we going to put these ignorant traitors behind bars
Faux continues promoting birther lawsuit while ignoring red flags indicating it's a hoax
Non-acceptance of reality is the hallmark of insanity.
Faux Nation again posts birther story with picture of Obama in Somali clothes
And poorly photoshopped as well.
Faux's Brick has a meltdown arguing against national health insurance
Has a meltdown? He is a meltdown.
Faux's Brick: "modern day slave state" being constructed out of ACORN, SEIU, student loans, census and service initiatives
Baffled by his own bullshit, I see.
Faux's Brick: "The health care bill is reparations. It's the beginning of reparations"
This moron is too funny.
Rehashing the 'news'
Faux News military analyst calls for execution of American held by Taliban
Treason and Desertion of a fellow American of the highest order.
Record of Faux military analyst shows pattern of looniness
There is a reason this nut is not in the military and he keeps re-proving it over and over.
Faux's Brick likes to bring his gun to the movies
Just like the insane pervert that he is he brags on breaking the law
Dimbulb Spews
Dimbulb: "Here you have a black president trying to destroy a white policeman"
So belches the grand lizard of the KKK
Dimbulb: "We saw white firefighters under assault by agents of Barack Obama"; "Now white policemen are under assault"
More vomit from the Imperial High Ass of the Order of the Triple K
Dimbulb: "Obama's entire economic program is reparations"
This from a pervert who needs viagra to play with little boys!?
Dimbulb: "Barack Obama has yet to have to prove he's a citizen. All he'd have to do is show a birth certificate"
He doesn't have to. The state of Hawaii already has as have innumerable websites, newspapers, reports, etc.
Texting while driving increases crash risk 23-fold
The fact that texting while driving is a bad idea isn't exactly breaking news.
But a study released Monday night reveals just how dangerous it really can be.
Are white T-shirts really like sunscreen?
This and other common summer health myths are answered (and debunked).
Are white T-shirts really like sunscreen?
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Civilian arrested as Army deserter
A Seattle man said he was arrested at the Charlotte, N.C., airport and detained as an Army deserter, even though he has never been in the military.
And I Quote
- One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- ~ Nancy Astor
U.S. House on record in birth flap
The U.S. House of Representatives said happy birthday to the 50th State yesterday, peripherally stepping into the "birther" fray with a resolution that notes, "President Barack Obama was born in Hawaii on Aug. 4, 1961."
North Carolina men charged with plotting terrorist attacks
A father who worked as a drywall contractor is among those accused of plotting "violent jihad," officials say.
7 NC men charged with plotting terrorist attacks
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Tourist traps that are actually worth it
Not all tourist traps are created equal — some are authentic, worthwhile experiences.
Tourist traps that are actually worth it
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Daily Almanac
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Daily Horoscope
When it comes to the world at large, you've always been able to smile and have them thinking that you're on the same page, whether or not that happens to be true.
That's going to be even more the case now -- but if you have feelings you really do need to share, don't stifle them for the sake of being nice.
You don't have to offend anyone.
Just excuse yourself and find a loved one you're sure understands you.
Okay.