Be careful about dinner invitations from people you don’t know well- you might find yourself on the menu.
1. BEANES AT EVERY MEAL
Some
people believe that the brawling, scrapping Alexander “Sawney” Beanes
was just a fictional legend, but many more contend that the Scottish
character was a real guy. The story goes like this: Beane grew up in the
town of East Lothian, in eastern Scotland, in the 15th century.
Villagers considered him lazy and a liar, so they ran him (and his wife,
who’s described a having similar character traits) out of town. Taking
shelter in a deep cave along the Scottish shore, the Beanes turned to a
life of crime, attacking travelers and anyone who got close to their
home.
But pretty soon, everybody had heard stories about Sawney
and the missus, so as time went on, it got harder to hide the evidence
of their crimes. Plus, times were tough, and famine was a common
problem. That’s when the Beanes started to eat their victims (or smoke
their flesh to be preserved for later). over the years, the couple
prospered and had at least 14 children, who, in turn, grew up to have
more children. Eventually, they were all caught by King James’ men, but
legend says that before that happened, the Beane family killed and ate
about 1,000 people.
2. YOU GOTTA HAVE HEART
When
Spanish conquistadors first marched across Mexico in the 16th century,
they were surprised to find the Aztecs, but they were even more shocked
by what they Aztec people were doing. For years, the Aztec nation had
been sacrificing humans as part of their religious ceremonies. Much has
been written about Aztec religious sacrifices: soldiers, slaves, and
captors stoically went to grisly and bloody deaths in which their hearts
were removed as offerings to the gods. What’s not mentioned is that the
other parts of the victims were passed out to high-ranking citizens to
be eaten. Historians estimate that in one year alone (1486-87), more
than 20,000 people were sacrificed and consumed.
3. BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR STOMACH
While
on a mission to collect butterflies for the Harvard Museum of Natural
History in 1900, German butterfly collector Carl von Hagen was captured
in Pupua New Guinea. While the exquisite specimens are still on display
in the museum, von Hagen didn’t make it home. It seems he was captured
and eaten by cannibals.
4. JOIN THE PARTY
In
April 1846, a group of 31 pioneers left Springfield, Illinois. Their
destination: Sutter’s Fort in California, more than 2,500 miles away. As
they traveled, the group grew to include 87 people, among them a pair
of brothers -George and Jacob Donner- and their wives and children. They
were led by George and businessman named James Reed, who had read about
a new way through the Sierra Nevadas that could save 300 or 400 miles.
Despite the fact that Reed had been warned about how rugged and untamed
the passage was, he and the group decided to head that way anyway. Bad
decision.
In October, the group separated -the Donner family
fell behind, and the Reeds continued on with most of the party. But then
came the snow, which wasn’t expected until mid-November. As blizzard
after blizzard thwarted the groups, people were stranded in different
places in the high mountains. The Reed group built shelters, but the
Donner party had nothing but a makeshift camp of blankets, furs, and
wagon coverings. First they used up their food rations and then began to
eat their oxen. When that ran out, the freezing travelers began to
starve. When some of them died, the first survivors broached the idea of
cannibalism. They dismissed it… at first.
Unable
to stand the hunger, several members of the Donner group began to eat
the people who’d perished. (The Reeds probably also cannibalized their
fallen brethren, though they always denied it.) But even that proved to
be little help as the weeks turned into months and they remained stuck
in the snow.
Rescue finally arrived in February 1847, but the
initial rescue party was just a few men who were able to carry little
food. So even as they started leading people out of the mountains, those
who remained continued to starve. Finally in April, the last of the
stranded travelers was rescued. Of the original 87 people, a surprising
46 of them survived.
5. PACKING IT IN
Alferd
Packer could tell a tall tale better than anyone, so it's no surprise
that he was able to convince 20 men that he knew the hills around
Breckenridge, Colorado, well (he may or may not have). The group left
for the Colorado Territory in early November 1873 on a search for gold.
By
late January, the group was bedraggled, hungry, and stumbling through
heavy snow when the chief of the Ute took pity on them and told the
would-be miners that they could stay with his people until the snow
melted. Five of the miners were determined to strike it rich, though,
and waved some money at Packer, who set off with them to Breckenridge in
early February, carrying 10-day supply of food.
Two months
later, Alferd Packer arrived at the Los Pinos Indian Reservation in
Colorado and told a story of being abandoned by his companions. He said
they had left him, hungry and frightened. But the men who had remained
with the Ute were suspicious of Packer’s obviously nourished physique
and reported him to authorities. In May 1874, Packer admitted he’d
actually been with the five men until their end- after being stranded in
the snowy wilderness, they’d all died one by one of disease,
starvation, accidents, and in one case, self-defense. And as they did,
he’d eaten pieces of the miners and had even carried some of their flesh
around for weeks to stave off starvation. No one knew what to make of
the story.
Then in August 1874, the bodies of the five miners
were found… laid out together at the campsite in the mountains. It
appeared that they’d all been killed (one even showed defensive wounds
as though he’d fought back). Packer was eventually convicted of murder
and sent to prison.
6. A LITTLE MAC(QUARIE) AND CHEESE
Irish
pickpocket Alexander Pearce should have just left well enough alone.
After receiving 150 lashes for various infractions -including drunk and
disorderly conduct, and theft- he went back to a life of crime and, in
1822, was sent to Macquarie Harbor, a harsh penal colony in Tasmania.
Within
months, Pearce and a few of his fellow prisoners escaped. Tasmania was
mostly uninhabited, though, so the men had nowhere to go -they hid in
the mountains until starvation forced them to prey on one another.
Pearce didn’t commit the first murder, but he didn’t refuse to partake
in the grisly meal, either. And he had no aversion to killing the next
victim for the table.
Later, after being caught for stealing
sheep, Pearce was sent to Macquarie Harbor again. Soon, he escaped again
with another fellow inmate… who he subsequently killed and ate.
Finally, in 1824, Pearce was hanged for his cumulative crimes.
7. NEED A TOOTHPICK?
In late October 1765, the sloop
Peggy
was in trouble. Rough weather and heavy seas had battered the little
ship and its sails were badly ripped. Discouraged, hungry, and
frightened, the crew seized the cargo (brandy and wine) and proceeded to
get drunk. The situation got worse when the captain of another ship
stopped to check on the
Peggy’s crew, promised them a few crusts of bread, and then sailed away before actually giving them any food.
After
the crew had eaten everything they could -including leather, candles,
two birds, buttons, and a cat- they were desperate. They killed and
consumed a slave, and then the men drew straws but were unable to
sacrifice the friend who lost the draw, apparently because he was well
liked. Fortunately, the morning after the aborted kill, the crew was
saved by a passing ship, but the man who narrowly missed being dinner
had already gone mad from the torturous anticipation of becoming a meal.
Bon appetit!
