Night Funny

Time may or may not be a great healer, but it's sure one terrible beautician!

New and Improved Declaration of Independence

The shrub and company released the new and "official" version of the Declaration of Independence.

In part it reads:

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all White, Heterosexual, Christian, Wealthy American Men are created equal. --

That they are endowed by the Christian God with certain unalienable Rights. --

That among these are Life and Liberty and the pursuit of Security through military might. --

That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Supreme Courts deriving their just powers from the President and Vice President. --

That whenever any form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to try to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government, not that it will work, but they can try all they want.

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The thing is this is no joke ... it is the mentality of the cabal ... and you wonder way you have that burning and pressure sensation in your backside ... getting screwed in the wahzoo does that to you, especially when they aren't using any lube!

(Thanks to Hoolie for the original inspiration.)

Try it you'll like it.

The fastest growing form of recreation and mode of living is Naturism.

It is a 10 Billion dollar a year segment of the vacation industry alone.

Why not give it a try?

Living in harmony with nature, the way nature intended for you to.

Check out the Naturist Society and see what it is all about.

And I Quote

"Patriotism means to stand by the country.

It does not mean to stand by the president!"

~ Theodore Roosevelt

Morning Funny

I am proud to say that my wife lets me run things around the house ...
errands, the lawnmower, dishwasher ...

It's the Fourth of July

It's the fourth of July and as we try to celebrate this divided nation's birthday let us look to the natural world and if this two can get along ...