- It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything.
- I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency.
- This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
- ~ H. L. Menecken
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
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Daily Funny
I got a letter today from my bank saying this was the last time they were going to spend a quarter to tell me I have fifteen cents!
Parents agree to let son have chemo
In an emotional hearing, Daniel Hauser's family agrees chemotherapy is the best hope to save his life.Parents agree to let son have chemo
Home prices slide almost 20 percent
Housing prices plunge faster and deeper in 2009 with two cities particularly hard-hit.Home prices slide almost 20 percent
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Health News
In Health News today:
Low Vitamin D levels may initiate cancer development
Face masks are effective in preventing the spread of influenza
Scientists link influenza A (H1N1) susceptibility to common levels of arsenic exposure
Study concludes that more money is wasted on health care bureaucracy in the US than it would cost to provide health care to all of the uninsured
Patients' rights advocate gets screwed by health insurance company
Porn is a good alternative to manufactured testosterone
You may not know it ...
You may not know it, but if you have a wireless router, a cordless phone, remote car-door opener, baby monitor or cellphone in your house, the FCC claims the right to enter your home without a warrant at any time of the day or night in order to inspect it
Find out more at Wired.
Giant Blob Found Deep Beneath Nevada
No, it is not Lush Dimbulb ... unfortunately.
Hidden beneath the U.S. West's Great Basin, scientists have spied a giant blob of rocky material dripping like honey.
Read the rest here.
Hidden beneath the U.S. West's Great Basin, scientists have spied a giant blob of rocky material dripping like honey.
Read the rest here.
Liars and Fools
Liars and Fools for the day include:
Faux's Swill O'Really wants cops to provide special hassles for blacks and Hispanics
Like that isn't Standard Operating Procedure as it is.
Faux's Brick claims struggling states are in danger of "losing their sovereignty" because federal gov't will "nationalize" them
My, my, my, La-La Land is getting loopier and loopier, isn't it?
Faux's Handjob defies "the phony science of global warming"
Well, a phony does not recognize the real thing, so this isn't news, now is it?
Dimbulb claims Obama "made the case for killing babies born alive and giving legal protection to the doctors that did it"
Only in Lush's fetid fantasies, only in his feted, putrid fantasies.
Dimbulb: "Were I a terrorist, I would have been prompted to give Obama's speech a standing ovation today"
Oh, but Lush you ARE a TERRORIST so we're waiting for the standing ovation! Hurry up, Chop, Chop!
Disney's Savage says "all of these people at MSNBC" would have "worked for Hitler putting Jews into the death camp"
Damned, Nazi still trying to deflect attention off the fact he is a Nazi!
Disney's Savage future: "Your guns are seized, your free speech is gone, your children are in the hands of the perverts"
Nope, that was the past eight years, you know, the shrub error.
Faux's Swill O'Really wants cops to provide special hassles for blacks and Hispanics
Like that isn't Standard Operating Procedure as it is.
Faux's Brick claims struggling states are in danger of "losing their sovereignty" because federal gov't will "nationalize" them
My, my, my, La-La Land is getting loopier and loopier, isn't it?
Faux's Handjob defies "the phony science of global warming"
Well, a phony does not recognize the real thing, so this isn't news, now is it?
Dimbulb claims Obama "made the case for killing babies born alive and giving legal protection to the doctors that did it"
Only in Lush's fetid fantasies, only in his feted, putrid fantasies.
Dimbulb: "Were I a terrorist, I would have been prompted to give Obama's speech a standing ovation today"
Oh, but Lush you ARE a TERRORIST so we're waiting for the standing ovation! Hurry up, Chop, Chop!
Disney's Savage says "all of these people at MSNBC" would have "worked for Hitler putting Jews into the death camp"
Damned, Nazi still trying to deflect attention off the fact he is a Nazi!
Disney's Savage future: "Your guns are seized, your free speech is gone, your children are in the hands of the perverts"
Nope, that was the past eight years, you know, the shrub error.
Foods to help you lose weight
Adding these five foods to your diet can fight hunger and boost your metabolism.
Foods to help you lose weight
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Wing-Nut Yammer and Flap-Doodle
The wing-nuts keep on a'yammering and a'flap-doodlin':
(He's a LOSER) Keyes denounces Obama as "the focal point of evil"
Speaking from the focal point with a forked tongue I see.
Wing-nuts repeat inane claim that CO2 can't be a pollutant because "we breathe" it
Actually, we exhale it we do not inhale it, at least that is how Ma Nature had it set up until we mucked it up.
Gingrich critiques Pelosi on ethics?
Damn, the comedians are getting funnier and funnier these days.
Gingrich is even lying when he's joking
This is true.
Reid ('D'-Nevada) says prisoners can't be transferred to another prison without first being released
He doesn't know how the penal systems works too well now does he?
repugican stool Steele cites Whitman as proof repugicans are a 'Big Tent' party (she quit the GOP in 2003)
Easy to be confused when your world view ended in 1859.
repugican Steele says Obama plans to ban guns and free speech
He says a lot of things and none of them have any relevance or make any sense - or are even true for that matter.
Steele: The media didn't vet Obama — because he's black
Nope, they were too enamored with Sarah's bra size - luckily real Americans were not.
RNC: Constitution was right to count blacks as3/5ths a man and allow slavery
This from the 'party' that claimed as one of its founding platform planks the abolition of slavery (so they could replace it with an even more heinous form of servitude - 16 hour days for a penny a day wages ... until the labor unions busted up their rackets)
New RNC scare ad revives LBJ's "Daisy" theme of nuclear annihilation
Like I said their world view ended in 1859.
WorldNetDaily seeks donations for "a national billboard campaign with the simple message: 'Where's the birth certificate?'"
Idiots never learn.
(He's a LOSER) Keyes denounces Obama as "the focal point of evil"
Speaking from the focal point with a forked tongue I see.
Wing-nuts repeat inane claim that CO2 can't be a pollutant because "we breathe" it
Actually, we exhale it we do not inhale it, at least that is how Ma Nature had it set up until we mucked it up.
Gingrich critiques Pelosi on ethics?
Damn, the comedians are getting funnier and funnier these days.
Gingrich is even lying when he's joking
This is true.
Reid ('D'-Nevada) says prisoners can't be transferred to another prison without first being released
He doesn't know how the penal systems works too well now does he?
repugican stool Steele cites Whitman as proof repugicans are a 'Big Tent' party (she quit the GOP in 2003)
Easy to be confused when your world view ended in 1859.
repugican Steele says Obama plans to ban guns and free speech
He says a lot of things and none of them have any relevance or make any sense - or are even true for that matter.
Steele: The media didn't vet Obama — because he's black
Nope, they were too enamored with Sarah's bra size - luckily real Americans were not.
RNC: Constitution was right to count blacks as
This from the 'party' that claimed as one of its founding platform planks the abolition of slavery (so they could replace it with an even more heinous form of servitude - 16 hour days for a penny a day wages ... until the labor unions busted up their rackets)
New RNC scare ad revives LBJ's "Daisy" theme of nuclear annihilation
Like I said their world view ended in 1859.
WorldNetDaily seeks donations for "a national billboard campaign with the simple message: 'Where's the birth certificate?'"
Idiots never learn.
Girl impaled in dishwasher
A 5-year-girl is in a stable condition after a freak accident in which she was impaled on a knife in a dishwasher.
7 Year-Old Discovers Racist Couch
Furniture shopping: Everyone's done it... a sturdy new coffee table, a firm yet all encompassing easy chair for the TV room - " or a full-size, extra cozy couch the whole family can enjoy.
Toddler buys earthmover in online auction
So much for that Gold Card ...
A New Zealand mom made some online bids on toys before napping. Then her 3-year-old daughter took over and bought a bigger plaything than expected - a huge earth-moving digger for a cool $12,300.
Industries thriving in tough times
Auto shops and supermarkets are among the businesses actually benefiting from the current downturn. 7 industries thriving in tough times
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North Korea test-fires more missiles
A day after detonating a nuclear bomb underground, the regime again pushes its confrontation with world powers.North Korea
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Teen cancer patient, mom make emotional return
Colleen Hauser asked a film crew to document the end of her time on the run with Daniel, 13, who has refused chemo.
Loon returns
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Maryland student has never missed a day of school
Stefanie Zaner, 18, has been working toward the rare accomplishment since kindergarten.Never missed a day
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Sotomayor not Supreme Court's first Hispanic?
The history-making claim about President Obama's pick has been disputed.Sotomayor not Supreme Court's first Hispanic?
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Our Readers
Some of our readers today have been in:
Kosice, Kosice, Slovakia
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Luqa, Luqa, Malta
Zurich, Zurich, Switzerland
Melbourne, Victoria, Austrlia
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Goulburn, New South Wales, Australia
Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
Pozuelo De Alarcon, Madrid, Spain
Kanata, Ontario, Canada
London, England, United Kingdom
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Murska, Sobota, Slovenia
Athens, Attiki, Greece
Santiago, Region Metropolitana, Chile
Rome, Lazio, Italy
Greenock, Scotland, United Kingdom
Hennef, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
as well as Vietnam, and the United States
Kosice, Kosice, Slovakia
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Luqa, Luqa, Malta
Zurich, Zurich, Switzerland
Melbourne, Victoria, Austrlia
Bangalore, Karnataka, India
Goulburn, New South Wales, Australia
Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada
Pozuelo De Alarcon, Madrid, Spain
Kanata, Ontario, Canada
London, England, United Kingdom
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Murska, Sobota, Slovenia
Athens, Attiki, Greece
Santiago, Region Metropolitana, Chile
Rome, Lazio, Italy
Greenock, Scotland, United Kingdom
Hennef, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
as well as Vietnam, and the United States
Daily Horoscope
Today's horoscope says:
If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be?
It might be a silly question to ponder, but give it some serious thought -- this is a great day to realize your talents and desires.
Okay, so maybe you won't ever be able to fly.
Or be invisible.
But you are definitely capable of things you never imagined.
Start pushing yourself to reach higher heights and wake up your ambition.
Let it push you to be a more aggressive person.
It might be a silly question to ponder, but give it some serious thought -- this is a great day to realize your talents and desires.
Okay, so maybe you won't ever be able to fly.
Or be invisible.
But you are definitely capable of things you never imagined.
Start pushing yourself to reach higher heights and wake up your ambition.
Let it push you to be a more aggressive person.
More aggressive?! Now, that is a scary thought. And what do you mean I can't fly?!
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