A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'*
The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm from England .. Could you repeat that in English for me.'
The keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!'
*(For the Scots challenged ... he said 'Do not drink the water! It is full of cow dung and urine!)