A wee Scottish Tale..

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!'*

The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm from England .. Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!'

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*(For the Scots challenged ... he said 'Do not drink the water! It is full of cow dung and urine!)