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Thursday, January 21, 2010

The west has gone to pot ...

At least for the day ...

$300 In Fake Pot Stolen From Smoke Shop

Police in Arizona said someone broke into a smoke shop and stole nearly $300 worth of fake marijuana.

California court rejects limits on medical marijuana

The California Supreme Court on Thursday rejected limits on medical marijuana imposed by state lawmakers, finding that people with prescriptions for pot can have and grow all they need for personal use.

Weird US Tourist Attractions

This mysterious attraction consisting of three mysterious sheds in the Arizona desert allures curious tourists with highway billboards begging, "What is it?"  Large, yellow bigfoot footprints connect the three sheds, which contain statues of people being tortured, twisted roots decorated like freakish creatures, papier mache art, and a even a small statue of a bull humping a cow. Then, of course, there is "The Thing" housed in a white cinder block box in the last shed. What is it? For just one dollar, you can find out.
What fun is a road trip if you don't stop along the way to check out the best over-sized sculptures, religious folk art, tributary monuments, and paranormal shrines America has to offer?

Weird US Tourist Attractions

Man gets day in jail for throwing taco

He should have gotten a medal, given what passes for food at Taco Bell ... then, again, he was in a Taco Bell.

An Alaska man who hit a Taco Bell manager in the face with a double-decker taco has been sentenced to one day in jail and one year probation.

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A wee bit o'Scots humor

Why do they call it a "kilt"?

Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

It's a Blond World

Did you hear about the blond who shot an arrow into the air?

She missed.

America's best companies to work for

America's best companies to work for

One company has never had a layoff in 94 years. Another offers unlimited sick days.

Most beautiful castles in the world

Most beautiful castles in the world

Neuschwanstein Castle was a major inspiration for Sleeping Beauty's Castle at Disneyland.

China teen seen as hero for killing official

China teen seen as hero for killing official

Zhang Xuping faces a death sentence for murdering a man who villagers say terrorized them.

Greek debt crisis may cost U.S.

Greek debt crisis may cost U.S.

If Greece goes bust, as some experts fear, the impact will be felt around the world.

Lower salt intake may save 92,000 lives

Lower salt intake may save 92,000 lives

Reducing the amount of salt Americans eat would save lives and cut $24 billion in health costs yearly.

Nine simple tips to achieve flat abs

Nine simple tips to achieve flat abs

This effective advice for a leaner stomach can have you swearing off crunches forever.

Toyota recalls 2.3 million vehicles in U.S.

Toyota recalls 2.3 million vehicles in U.S.

Gas-pedal problems prompt the recall of eight models, including the Camry, Corolla, and RAV4.

Colleges with the best bang for your buck

Colleges with the best bang for your buck

Despite budget cuts, these public schools still offer top-notch academics at affordable prices.

How to cash in on your unused stuff

How to cash in on your unused stuff

An old cell phone may seem worthless, but you can turn it into cold, hard cash.

Meteorite crashes into doctor's office

Meteorite crashes into doctor's office

Frank Ciampi "heard a loud boom" and finds a nearby room covered in debris.

US Embassy in Baghdad looking for Facebook friends

The U.S. Embassy in Baghdad is looking for Iraqi friends on Facebook. The embassy launched the page Thursday with the aim of reaching out to Iraqis who want to learn more about American culture and society, the latest step by the State Department to boost interest in Iraq 's burgeoning online culture and promote Web entrepreneurship.

Chilli test of courage too hot

Eight German teenagers have been hospitalized after a test of courage in which they drank chilli sauce more than 200 times hotter than normal, officials say.

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Airline Bomb Scare Caused By Jewish Teenager's Prayers


A Jewish prayer object known as tefillin (above) caused a plane to divert from its destination of Kentucky to Philadelphia, when the object was mistaken for an explosive device. A 17-year-old boy on US Airways Express Flight 3079 traveling from New York to Louisville was attempting to use the object during the flight.

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Ice Formations on Dead Wood

 ~Jrcarter Ice Diurnal Wood Rickeppler-012-761W-Wm No, that's not a hairy branch but rather an astounding kind of ice formation called "hair ice" ("haareis" in German). Illinois State University professor James Carter of the Geography-Geology Department, created a page about this natural wonder that includes many photos of these marvelous ice growths, sometimes called "silk frost" or "cotton candy frost."The photo above is by Rick Eppler of Vancouver Island, Canada.

From Carter's "Ice Formations on Dead Wood" page:
While the term frost is used frequently as part of such names, these ice formations are not a product of frost. Frost comes about by moisture from the air being deposited on surfaces. As such frost is quite amorphous and would never appear as fine needles like we see here. Hair Ice is ice that grows outward from the surface of the wood, as super-cooled water emerges from the wood, freezes and adds to the hairs from the base.

Viruses use 'hive intelligence' to focus their attack

By hopping over cells that are already infected, viruses can concentrate their efforts on previously uninfected cells.

Hidden asteroids are stalking the Earth

A 10-meter rock that buzzed Earth last week is the 'poster child' for a small class of asteroids whose orbits make them nearly impossible to spot.

Hidden asteroids are stalking the Earth

America 'imports' pollution from Asia

Asia may be shipping more to North America than consumer goods: the region's industrial hubs seem to be sending harmful ozone over the ocean.

America 'imports' pollution from Asia

Science News

From BBC-Science:
Nanotube fabric (Nano Letters)
A method of creating energy storage devices using a carbon nanotube "ink" has been shown to work on ordinary fabrics.

Antarctic fur seals have been filmed catching and eating king penguins in the open ocean, behaviour not seen before.

Cambridge researchers have developed a technique for precisely tracking the spread of the superbug MRSA in hospitals.


Did mammals float to Madagascar on vegetation?

81% of Americans want to legalize pot

Eight in 10 Americans -- 81% overall -- support allowing doctors to prescribe cannabis,
according to an ABC News/Washington Post poll.

That's up from just 69% in 1997, the last time the two firms asked that question,
and from 75% in 2003, according to Gallup.

Cop News

The United States is dead

Supreme Court overturns ban on direct corporate spending on elections

In a 5-4 decision that strikes down a 1907 law, the justices say the 1st Amendment gives corporations, just like individuals, a right to spend their own money on political ads for federal candidates.

This is the end of the United States as a free nation. Welcome to the Corporate States of America or just the "Corporation" for short - George Orwell had it pegged

Full Story of the wanton destruction of this nation here.

Bank of America keeps foreclosing on homes it doesn't actually own

Lawyers for a New Bedford couple filed a federal lawsuit Wednesday claiming Bank of America/Countrywide foreclosed on the wrong house — the couple's second home and their future retirement home in Spring Hill, Florida.

They had no mortgage from any lender on that 2nd home. They owned it free and clear.

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Today is ...

Today is Thursday, January 21, the 21st day of 2010.

There are 344 days left in the year.

Today In History January 21

Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:

National Hugging Day

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Lima, Lima, Peru
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Bristol, England, United Kingdom
Brampton, Ontario, Canada
London, England, United Kingdom
Kiev, Kyyiv, Ukraine
Birmingham, England, United Kingdom
Milano, Lombardia, Italy
Warsaw, Mazowieckie, Poland
Istanbul Istanbul, Turkey

as well as Brazil, Scotland, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

It's been a difficult and troubling week, in many ways -- but when it comes to romance, oddly enough, that department seems to be operating independently -- and doing a darned fine job of it, too.
Still, there is a stumbling block in the way, and you're aiming to move it out.
A family member or dear friend -- someone who's usually quite helpful and supportive -- seems to be pushing against you.
Check out all the facts before you go off.

Check.